Key: Eb major
Verse 1
D
Bm
B
C#m
F#m
If your
A
toast
Bm
F#m
A
D
Do not put a fork in the toaster while it is hooked up,
F#
Bm
or look out
F#m
D
I did and I got caught in the current
F#m
A
while it held me tight
D
Verse 2
F#
A#m
F#
or a common thing
C#
F#
have for everything
Ebm
Verse 3
F#m
A
Em
When it's very, very cold out
F#m
A
on cold metal things
D
F#
Bm
For example, stop signs
F#m
D
I did and they had to pull some skin off
Verse 4
F#
A#m
common thing
A#m
C#
F#
Remember all the rules they have for everything
A#m
Interlude 1
D#m
C
D
C
D
C
D
Verse 5
F#m
A
Em
When they'd taken out my tonsils
F#m
A
Kept them in a jar on the
D
F#
Bm
shelving in my room
Between the toaster,
D
A
I've got lots of things
Verse 6
F#
A#m
F#
A#m
common thing
C#
F#
Remember all the rules they have for
A#m
everything
Outro 1
C#
D#m
F#
C#
F#
A#m
D#m
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