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The Worst Joke Ever chords by 
R.e.m. 
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Key: A minor•BPM: 78
Verse 1
Em
Am
A
Am
You see there's this cat
Em
burglar who can't see in the dark
Am
He lays his bets on 8 more lives,
Em
walks into a bar
Am
Em
Slips on the 8 ball, falls on his knife
F
Says, "I don't know what I've done,
Em
but it doesn't feel right!"
Verse 2
Am
Em
Some things don't hold up over the course
Am
Em
of a lifetime
Am
When's the first time you heard that one,
Em
F
1954?
Em
Get to the punch line. fall to the floor
Verse 3
G
Give me a minute and I'll
Dm
tell you the setup for
Cm
Bb
F
The worst joke ever, I never
G
I'll tell you my version of the
Dm
Cm
greatest life story
Bb
F
Don't bore me
Verse 4
Am
Now I am floating
Em
I feel released
Am
The moorings have been dropped
Em
The weights unleashed
Am
Everything is crystalline,
Em
simple and free
F
Verse 5
Em
Am
The crime of good men who
can't wrestle with change
Em
Am
Or are too afraid to face this life's
Em
misjudged unknowns
Am
You're not hurting
Em
anybody else's chances
F
Em
But you're disfiguring your own
Verse 6
G
Give me a minute and I'll
Dm
tell you the setup for
Cm
Bb
F
The worst joke ever, I never
G
I'll tell you my version of the
Dm
Cm
greatest life story
Bb
F
Don't bore me, I never
G
Give me a minute and I'll
Dm
tell you the setup
Verse 7
Cm
Bb
F
G
You see there's this feeling
Dm
that I've heard this one before
Outro 1
Cm
Bb
F
G
Em
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