The Worst Joke Ever chords by R.E.M.
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Verse 1
(E minor) (A minor) (A major) You (A minor) see there's this cat
burglar who can't (E minor) see in the dark
He (A minor) lays his bets on 8 more lives,
(E minor) walks into a bar
(A minor) Slips on the 8 ball, (E minor) falls on his knife
Says, (F major) "I don't know what I've done,
but it (E minor) doesn't feel right!"
Verse 2
(A minor) Some things don't hold up over the course (E minor)
of a lifetime (A minor) (E minor)
(A minor) When's the first time you heard that one,
(E minor) (F major) 1954?
Get to the punch line. (E minor) fall to the floor
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Verse 3
(G major) Give me a minute and I'll
(D minor) tell you the setup for
The (C minor) worst joke ever, (B flat major) I (F major) never
(G major) I'll tell you my version of the
(D minor) greatest life story (C minor)
Don't bore me (B flat major) (F major)
Verse 4
(A minor) Now I am floating
(E minor) I feel released
The (A minor) moorings have been dropped
The (E minor) weights unleashed
(A minor) Everything is crystalline,
simple (E minor) and free
(F major)
Verse 5
(E minor)
The (A minor) crime of good men who
can't wrestle with change
Or are (E minor) too afraid to face (A minor) this life's
misjudged (E minor) unknowns
(A minor) You're not hurting
anybody (E minor) else's chances
(F major) But you're disfiguring your own (E minor)
Verse 6
(G major) Give me a minute and I'll
(D minor) tell you the setup for
The (C minor) worst joke ever, (B flat major) I (F major) never
(G major) I'll tell you my version of the
(D minor) greatest life story (C minor)
Don't bore me, (B flat major) I (F major) never
(G major) Give me a minute and I'll
(D minor) tell you the setup
Verse 7
(C minor) You (B flat major) (F major) (G major) see there's this feeling
that I've (D minor) heard this one before
Outro 1
(C minor) (B flat major) (F major) (G major)
(E minor)
The Worst Joke Ever
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