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The Waitress chords by 
Atmosphere
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Intro 1
Am
F
Esus4
C
F
Am
Esus4
C
F
Am
F
Esus4
C
F
Verse 1
Am
A city full of people and my favorite is that waitress
G#
And she treats me like
some type of common vagrant
G
I see her everyday,
but there's nothing to say
G#
Unless I decide to step
inside of that cafe
Am
I only get to sit if I buy something to eat
G#
Otherwise it's best to keep
my feet moving down that street
G
And god damn she's a hard bitch
G#
Talks at me like I'm the bad dog
that got into the garbage
Am
Yeah I know that the toilet
is for customers
G#
You ain't got to tangle up the
strings to make this puppet work
G
It doesn't have to be
a game of patty cake
G#
But it ain't like you don't know
I sleep in that alleyway
Am
And by the way,
I can see it in your eyes
G#
You're angry with your life,
not a stranger to the fight
G
I bet you hate every man that you date
G#
And you're probably addicted
to all types of escape
Am
You take it out on me that
you're all alone
G#
When you know you got your own
closet full of hollow bones
G
Watch the tone when you speak
to old folks
G#
I'm grown, just trying to get
out of this Minnesota cold
C
Am
Look lady, I'm homeless, I'm crazy
Verse 2
Am
G#
I'm so hopeless I'm suicidal daily
Am
G#
If you and I can't coexist,
Am
let's fake it
F
'Cause I ain't got the energy it takes
Am
for this relationship
Verse 3
G#
I'm waiting for a city bus to flatten me And
transport me to the ever after happily
G
Maybe reincarnated with luck
G#
Come back to Earth as
Am
a cockroach in your tip cup
She said she's had it up to here
G#
She's gonna call authorities
if I don't disappear
G
I love her threats, it rejuvenates my breath
G#
I give her stress for the
reaction that it gets
Am
I got a pocket full of clean, handled money
G#
On a cup of bad coffee
and a stale honey bun
G
In front of everyone she calls me bum
C
G
But she notices my absence on
them afternoons I don't come
Am
So here I am, thorn in her hip
G#
Holding down the corner table all
G
morning with some corn chips
D
G
D
Ig noring the insults and evil eyes
G#
I feed off of 'em,
I wonder when she'll realize
Am
That she's the only
reason I visit
G#
The only woman in my world
that acknowledges my existence
G
And if my ship ever comes,
I'll miss it
G#
Because I'm getting old and I
ain't got much left to give it
Am
So there it is and I have to live with it
G#
I had the chance to make a difference,
but I didn't
G
In the cafe bathroom drinking
free tap water
G#
Thinking, damn, I should have been a better father to
Outro 1
my daughter
Am
C
F
Am
Esus4
C
F
F
Am
C
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