The Waitress

The Waitress easy guitar chords by Atmosphere

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Guitar
Tuning

E A D G B E

Capo

Fret 4

Capo

Transpose

0

Capo
  • Am

  • F

  • Esus4

  • C

  • Ab

    4
  • G

  • G#

    4
  • D

  • Am

  • F

  • Esus4

  • C

  • Ab

    4
  • G

  • G#

    4
  • D

  • Intro 1






    Verse 1
    city 
    full 
    of people 
    and my 
    favorite 
    is 
    that waitress 

    And she 
    treats 
    me like 

    some type 
    of common 
    vagrant 

    see 
    her everyday, 

    but 
    there's 
    nothing 
    to say 

    Unless 
    decide 
    to step 

    inside 
    of that 
    cafe 

    I only 
    get to 
    sit 
    if 
    I buy something 
    to eat 

    Other
    wise 
    it's best 
    to keep 

    my feet 
    moving 
    down 
    that street 

    And god 
    damn 
    she's 
    a hard 
    bitch 

    Talks 
    at 
    me like 
    I'm 
    the bad 
    dog 

    that got 
    into 
    the garbage 

    Yeah 
    I know 
    that the 
    toilet 

    is for 
    customers 

    You ain't 
    got 
    to tangle 
    up the 

    strings 
    to make 
    this puppet 
    work 

    It doesn't 
    have 
    to be 

    a game 
    of patty 
    cake 

    But 
    it ain't 
    like 
    you don't 
    know 

    I sleep 
    in 
    that alleyway 

    And by 
    the way, 

    I can 
    see 
    it in 
    your eyes 

    You're 
    angry 
    with 
    your life, 

    not 
    a stranger 
    to 
    the fight 

    I bet 
    you hate 
    every 
    man 
    that 
    you date 

    And 
    you're 
    probably 
    addicted 

    to 
    all types 
    of escape 

    You take 
    it out 
    on me 
    that 

    you're all 
    alone 

    When 
    you 
    know 
    you got 
    your own 

    closet 
    full 
    of hollow 
    bones 

    Watch 
    the tone 
    when 
    you speak 

    to 
    old 
    folks 

    I'm grown, 
    just 
    trying 
    to get 

    out of this 
    Minnesota 
    cold 

    Look 
    lady, 
    I'm 
    homeless, 
    I'm 
    crazy 
    Verse 2

    I'm 
    so 
    hopeless 
    I'm 
    suicidal 
    daily 

    If 
    you and 
    can't coex
    ist, 

    let's 
    fake 
    it 

    'Cause 
    I ain't 
    got the 
    energy 
    it 
    takes 

    for this 
    re
    lationship 

    Verse 3
    I'm waiting 
    for 
    a city 
    bus to 
    flatten 
    me 
    And 

    transport 
    me 
    to the 
    ever 
    after 
    happily 

    Maybe 
    reincarnated 
    with 
    luck 

    Come back 
    to 
    Earth 
    as 

    a cockroach 
    in 
    your tip 
    cup 

    She 
    said she's 
    had 
    it up 
    to here 

    She's 
    gonna 
    call 
    authorities 

    if I don't 
    disappear 

    love 
    her threats, 
    it 
    rejuvenates 
    my breath 

    I give 
    her stress 
    for the 

    reaction 
    that 
    it gets 

    I got 
    a pocket 
    full 
    of clean, 
    handled 
    money 

    On 
    cup 
    of bad 
    coffee 

    and 
    a stale 
    honey 
    bun 

    In front 
    of everyone 
    she 
    calls 
    me bum 

    But she 
    notices 
    my 
    absence 
    on 

    them afternoons 
    I don't 
    come 

    So 
    here 
    I am, 
    thorn 
    in 
    her hip 

    Holding 
    down 
    the corner 
    table 
    all 

    morning 
    with some 
    corn 
    chips 

    Ig
    noring 
    the 
    insults 
    an
    d evil 
    eyes 

    feed 
    off 
    of 'em, 

    I wonder 
    when she'll 
    realize 

    That 
    she's 
    the only 

    reason 
    visit 

    The only 
    woman 
    in my 
    world 

    that acknowledges 
    my 
    existence 

    And if my 
    ship 
    ever 
    comes, 

    I'll miss 
    it 

    Because 
    I'm 
    getting 
    old 
    and I 

    ain't got 
    much 
    left to 
    give 
    it 

    So 
    there 
    it is 
    and 
    I have 
    to live 
    with 
    it 

    I had the 
    chance 
    to make 
    a difference, 

    but 
    I didn't 

    In 
    the 
    cafe 
    bathroom 
    drinking 

    free 
    tap 
    water 

    Thinking, 
    damn, 
    I should 
    have been 
    a better 
    father 
    to 

    Outro 1
    my daughter 





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