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The Vampires chords by 
Paul Simon
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Intro 1
B
Em
G
C
F#dim
B
Em
G
C
Am
B
Em
Am
B
Em
Am
B
Em
Am
B
Em
Am
B
Em
Am
B
Em
Am
B
Em
Am
F#dim
B
Am
B
Em
Am
B
Em
Am
F#dim
B
Am
Em
Am
B
Em
Am
B
Em
Am
B
Am
B
Em
Am
B
Em
B
Em
Am
B
Em
B
Am
Em
Am
B
Am
Em
Am
B
Am
B
Em
Am
B
Em
Am
B
Am
B
Em
Am
B
Em
Am
B
Am
Em
Am
B
Am
Em
Am
B
Am
Em
Am
B
Am
Verse 1
Em
Am
B
Am
Em
Am
B
Am
If you got the balls then come on me te man o
Em
Am
B
If you got the balls then come on
Am
Em
Am
B
Am
me te mano
Verse 2
Em
Frenchie cordero goes
Am
down to hells kitchen
B
Am
To sell the irish some weed
Em
Well this patty boy's
Am
mama was on the stoop
B
Starts bitching about
Am
spics is a mongo breed
Em
Now here comes her son,
Am
he looks like a ton
B
Of cornbeef floating in beer,
Am
and he says...
Em
Am
B
Am
Fucking puerto rican dope dealing punk
Em
Get your shit brown ass out
Am
B
Am
of here yeah
Verse 3
Em
Am
He says fucking puerto rican
B
Am
dope dealing punk
Em
Am
Get your shit brown ass out of here
B
Am
Em
Am
B
yeah
Am
Well these shanty
Verse 4
Em
town irish
Am
beat his ass good
B
Am
And fractured his collar bone
Em
Conio, all I was thinking,
Am
what home of the brave?
B
Am
It's a fucking war zone
Verse 5
Em
Am
B
If you got the balls then come
Am
Em
Am
B
Am
on me te mano
Em
Am
B
If you got cohonescome
Am
Em
Am
B
Am
on me te man o
Em
Am
B
If you got the balls then come
Am
Em
Am
B
Am
on me te man o
Em
Am
B
Am
Em
G
If you got cohonescome on me te mano
Outro 1
D
F#dim
F
Em
G
Daug
F#dim
Em
G
Daug
F#dim
F
Em
G
D
Daug
F#dim
F
Em
G
D
Daug
F#
F
B
Em
G
D
Daug
F#
F
Em
Am
F#dim
D
Daug
F
Em
G
Daug
F#
Em
G
F#
Daug
B
Em
Am
F#dim
B
Em
Am
B
Em
Am
B
Em
Am
C
B
Em
Am
C
B
Em
Am
C
B
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