The Vampires

The Vampires easy guitar chords by Paul Simon

N/A
Guitar
Tuning

E A D G B E

Capo

Fret 3

Capo

Transpose

0

Capo
  • B

    2
  • Em

  • G

  • C

  • F#dim

    4
  • Am

  • D

  • F

  • Daug

  • F#

    2
  • B

    2
  • Em

  • G

  • C

  • F#dim

    4
  • Am

  • D

  • F

  • Daug

  • F#

    2
  • Intro 1














    Verse 1
    If 
    you 
    got 
    the 
    ball
    then 
    come 
    on 
    me 
    te 
    man

    If 
    you 
    got 
    the 
    ball
    s then 
    come 
    on 

    me 
    te 
    man

    Verse 2
    Frenchie 
    cordero goes 

    down to 
    hells 
    kitchen 

    To sell 
    the irish 
    some 
    weed 

    Well this 
    patty 
    boy's 

    mama was 
    on the 
    stoop 

    Starts 
    bitching 
    about 

    spics is a 
    mongo breed 

    Now 
    here comes 
    her son, 

    he looks 
    like 
    a ton 

    Of 
    cornbeef floating 
    in 
    beer, 

    and 
    he says... 

    Fuck
    ing 
    puerto 
    rican 
    dope 
    dealing 
    punk 

    Get 
    your 
    shit 
    brown 
    ass 
    out 

    of here 
    yeah 

    Verse 3
    He says 
    fucking 
    puerto 
    rican 

    dope 
    dealing 
    punk 

    Get 
    your 
    shit 
    brown 
    ass 
    out 
    of here 

    yeah 

    Well these shanty 
    Verse 4
    town 
    irish 

    beat 
    his 
    ass 
    good 

    And frac
    tured 
    his collar 
    bone 

    Conio, all 
    I was 
    thinking, 

    what 
    home 
    of 
    the brave? 

    It's a fucking 
    war 
    zone 

    Verse 5
    If 
    you 
    got 
    the 
    ball
    then 
    come 

    on 
    me 
    te 
    man

    If 
    you 
    got 
    cohones
    come 

    on 
    me 
    te 
    man

    If 
    you 
    got 
    the 
    ball
    s then 
    come 

    on 
    me 
    te 
    man

    If 
    you 
    got 
    cohones
    come 
    on 
    me 
    te 
    man

    Outro 1








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