The Town Crotch
The Town Crotch

The Town Crotch easy guitar chords by Jonathan Coulton

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Guitar
Tuning

E A D G B E

Capo

Fret 3

Capo

Transpose

0

Capo

  • D

  • G

  • Em

  • Bm

    2

  • C

  • Asus4

  • A#

  • Bdim

  • C#dim

    4

  • A

  • Dsus4

  • D

  • G

  • Em

  • Bm

    2

  • C

  • Asus4

  • A#

  • Bdim

  • C#dim

    4

  • A

  • Dsus4

    • Verse 1
    The seniors 
    threw 
    a 
    party 
    down 

    the 
    end 
    of 
    Dutton 
    Road 

    When it 
    was 
    almost 
    cold 

    enough 
    to snow 

    None 
    of 
    us 
    could 
    drive 
    then, 

    so 
    we 
    had 
    to 
    get 
    a 
    ride 

    In 
    the back 
    of someone's 

    GTO 

    Verse 2
    She 
    was 
    in 
    the 
    keg 
    line 

    with 
    a yellow 
    plastic 
    cup 

    It 
    was 
    like 
    I'd 
    never 
    seen 

    a 
    girl 
    be
    fore 

    Puffy 
    leather 
    jacket 
    and 
    a 

    healthy 
    head 
    of 
    hair 

    With 
    the 
    hair, 
    she 
    was 
    six 
    foot 
    four 

    I 
    recog
    nized 
    her 
    face 

    right 
    away 

    She 
    was 
    the town 
    Verse 3
    crotch 

    She 
    was 
    good 
    to 
    go 
    anytime 

    She 
    was 
    the town 
    crotch 

    But 
    I 
    loved 
    her 
    like 
    she 
    was 
    mine 

    There's 
    a lot 
    of 
    things 
    I 

    don't 
    remember 
    now 

    I 
    remember 
    the town 
    crotch 

    And 
    I 
    remember 
    the town 

    crotch 

    Interlude 1

    Verse 4
    I had 
    a pint 
    of So 
    Co 
    in 

    the pocket 
    of 
    my 
    coat 

    You 
    can 
    hardly 
    taste 
    the 
    alcohol 

    Watched 
    her from 
    a distance, 

    but 
    I 
    never 
    said 
    a word 

    I 
    was 
    young 
    and 
    I 
    felt 
    so 
    small 

    I 
    was 
    no 
    one 
    then, 

    who 
    was 
    I? 

    Verse 5
    She 
    was 
    the town 
    crotch 

    She 
    was 
    good 
    to 
    go 
    anytime 

    She 
    was 
    the town 
    crotch 

    And 
    I 
    loved 
    her 
    like 
    she 
    was 
    mine 

    There's 
    a lot 
    of 
    things 
    I 

    don't 
    remember 
    now 

    I 
    remember 
    the town 
    crotch 

    Yeah, 
    I 
    remember 
    the town 
    crotch 
    (I remember 

    the 
    town 
    crotch) 

    Verse 6
    Stood 
    around 
    and 
    drank 
    a 
    lot 
    and 

    leaned 
    against 
    the 
    cars 

    (I remember 
    the 
    town 
    crotch) 

    Tried 
    to 
    beat 
    the 
    Win
    ter, 

    made 
    it 
    just 
    under 
    the 
    wire 

    (I remember 
    the 
    town 
    crotch) 

    Got 
    drunk 
    and loud 
    under 
    a 
    thou

    sand 
    million 
    stars 

    (I remember 
    the town 
    crotch) 

    Someone 
    played 
    Steve 
    Miller, 

    someone 
    set 
    some 
    stuff 
    on 
    fire 

    Verse 7

    The cops 
    came 
    by 
    to 
    bust 
    us, 

    so 
    we 
    left 
    the 
    beer 
    and 
    ran 

    My 
    head 
    hurt 
    and 
    I 
    couldn't 

    find 
    my 
    ride 

    She 
    pulled 
    up 
    in 
    a 
    Gremlin and 
    she 

    rolled 
    the 
    window 
    down 

    She said, 
    "Hey 
    kid, 

    get 
    in
    side" 

    Then 
    she 
    asked 
    my 
    name 

    and drove 
    me 
    home 

    She 
    was 
    the town 
    Verse 8
    crotch 

    She 
    was 
    good 
    to 
    go 
    anytime 

    She 
    was 
    the town 
    crotch 

    But 
    I 
    loved 
    her 
    like 
    she 
    was 
    mine 

    There's 
    a lot 
    of 
    things 
    I 

    don't 
    remember 
    now 

    I 
    remember 
    the town 
    crotch 

    I 
    remember 
    the 
    town 
    crotch 

    Outro 1
    I 
    remember 
    the town 
    crotch 


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