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The Town Crotch chords by
Jonathan Coulton
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Key: F major•
Verse 1
D
D

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The seniors threw a party down
G
G

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D
D

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the end of Dutton Road

When it was almost cold
G
G

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Em
Em

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enough to snow

None of us could drive then,
Bm
Bm
2

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so we had to get a ride
C
C

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In the back of someone's
G
G

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Asus4
Asus4

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G
G

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D
D

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GTO
Verse 2

She was in the keg line
G
G

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with a yellow plastic cup
D
D

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It was like I'd never seen
G
G

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Em
Em

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a girl before

Puffy leather jacket and a
Bm
Bm
2

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healthy head of hair
C
C

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G
G

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Asus4
Asus4

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Bb
Bb

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With the hair, she was six foot four
Bdim
Bdim

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I recognized her face
C
C

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C#dim
C#dim
4

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right away
G
G

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She was the town
Verse 3
D
D

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crotch
G
G

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She was good to go anytime
D
D

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She was the town crotch
G
G

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But I loved her like she was mine
A
A

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There's a lot of things I
D
D

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Asus4
Asus4

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G
G

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don't remember now
C
C

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Em
Em

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G
G

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D
D

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I remember the town crotch

And I remember the town
Dsus4
Dsus4

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crotch
Interlude 1
Dsus4
Dsus4

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C
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G
G

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D
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Verse 4
D
D

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I had a pint of So Co in
G
G

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D
D

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the pocket of my coat
G
G

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You can hardly taste the alcohol
Em
Em

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Watched her from a distance,
Bm
Bm
2

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but I never said a word
C
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G
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Asus4
Asus4

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Bb
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I was young and I felt so small
Bdim
Bdim

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I was no one then,
C
C

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C#dim
C#dim
4

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who was I?
Verse 5
D
D

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She was the town crotch
G
G

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She was good to go anytime
D
D

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She was the town crotch
G
G

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And I loved her like she was mine
A
A

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There's a lot of things I
D
D

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Asus4
Asus4

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G
G

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don't remember now
C
C

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G
G

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D
D

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I remember the town crotch
Dsus4
Dsus4

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Yeah, I remember the town crotch (I remember
C
C

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G
G

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D
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C
C

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the town crotch)
Verse 6
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G
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Dsus4
Dsus4

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Stood around and drank a lot and
D
D

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leaned against the cars
C
C

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(I remember the town crotch)
G
G

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Tried to beat the Winter,
D
D

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made it just under the wire
C
C

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(I remember the town crotch)
G
G

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Got drunk and loud under a thou
D
D

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sand million stars
C
C

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(I remember the town crotch)
Em
Em

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Someone played Steve Miller,
G
G

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Dsus4
Dsus4

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Asus4
Asus4

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someone set some stuff on fire
Verse 7
Asus4
Asus4

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A
A

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D
D

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The cops came by to bust us,
Dsus4
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G
G

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so we left the beer and ran
D
D

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Asus4
Asus4

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My head hurt and I couldn't
D
D

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G
G

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find my ride
Em
Em

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She pulled up in a Gremlin and she
Bm
Bm
2

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rolled the window down
C
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She said, "Hey kid,
G
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Asus4
Asus4

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Bb
Bb

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get inside"
Bdim
Bdim

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Then she asked my name
C
C

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C#dim
C#dim
4

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and drove me home
G
G

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She was the town
Verse 8
D
D

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crotch
G
G

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She was good to go anytime
D
D

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She was the town crotch
G
G

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But I loved her like she was mine
A
A

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There's a lot of things I
D
D

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Asus4
Asus4

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G
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don't remember now
C
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G
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D
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I remember the town crotch
C
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G
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D
D

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I remember the town crotch
Outro 1

I remember the town crotch
C
C

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D
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C
C

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G
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An acoustic guitar head with tuning pegs

Tuning:Standard Open Tuner
Chords

  • D

  • G

  • Em

  • Bm

    2

  • C

  • Asus4

  • Bb

  • Bdim

  • C#dim

    4

  • A

  • Dsus4

Capo: 3

Transpose: 0

0

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Frequently asked questions

The original key of The Town Crotch by Jonathan Coulton is F major.

The primary chords used in The Town Crotch are F, Bb, Gm, Dm, Eb, Csus4.

To play in the original key, place your capo on the 3 fret.

Yes, this version uses open chords like F, Bb, Gm, Dm, making it a great song for beginner guitarists.

The tempo of The Town Crotch is approximately 140 beats per minute.

You can easily change the key of The Town Crotch using our Transpose button located in the toolbar. This will automatically update all chord diagrams on the page to match your new key.

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