Hallelujah, the question is peculiar
The an swer to my question,
Don't your chewy gum lose its flavour
on the bedpost overnight?
If your mother said don't chew it,
do you swallow it in spite?
Can't catch it on your tonsil,
can you even lift it right?
Don't your chewy gum lose its flavour
on the bedpost overnight?
One night old granny's stead
stuck gum all round her bed
all that chewing without molars
Got stuck on Gran's bed, right?
Granny leapt up in the air shouting out
look too sticky on the bed?
Does it go hard, fall on the floor
Can you bend it like a fish
or just in case you get a bite?
Does your chewing gum lose
Hey, hey, look, hey, hang on, now listen,
is a gold toot a flash in the pan?
Well now, hang on, listen, now hang on,
I wanna know if I crossed
would I stuff it from the outside?
I'll stuff you from the outside.
Now listen, hey, now well look,
if Tootin' Carmen got sick,
You better call your mummy,
you're playing him all that rubbish.
he must be off his rocker
Then back in his old cell,
His gun was stuck above his bed,
when he thought he was well
Does your chewing gum have more uses
than it says upon the pack?
Can you stretch it out much further
than the man upon the rack?
Can you lend it to your brother
and expect to get it back?
when your lips refuse to smack?
It was heaven, we slept till half eleven
I found a waiter next to me,
he was embarrassed as could be
since your early morning tea
know that it's flavour on
If your mother says don't chew it,
do you swallow it in spite?
Can you catch it on your tongue,
can you feel it left and right?
know that it's flavour on bedpost
all the I'll end up overnight