Key: E major
Verse 1
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E
G#
This is a song for Phil Daoust:
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journal- oust.
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G#
I never ever ever men tioned your name,
Verse 2
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G#
But now the time has come,
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F#
I think I've dealt with my feelings at last.
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F#
Yeah I wanna put the past in the past- a
Verse 3
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G#
this is London Town,
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I thought I outta take the opportunity.
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'Cause there's a pretty good chance
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Maybe he will pass on a message for me.
Verse 4
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Just wanna say, Phil Daoust, occasional
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Guardian Newspaper journal- oust,
F#m
That it's been three years since you wrote it,
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But I still wanna cut big chunks of flesh out of your stupid face and
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Bsus4
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make your children watch while I force you to eat them.
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Yeah I wanna make your children watch
Verse 5
C#m
G#m
This is my Phil Doust Song,
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E
Everybody sing along,
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I hope one of your family' members dies.
C#m
G#m
I've written you this spe cial song,
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To help you get the at tention -
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You obviously, desperately lack.
Verse 6
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G#
And I know that you're a smart man,
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I guess it has to be hard-
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intellectual tantrums in the supermarket isles of your self- regard.
Verse 7
C#m
G#
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Just wanna say, Phil Daoust, I know it must
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be really hard to be a journal- oust.
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So maybe you should quit and get a job that you'd be
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better at - like killing yourself, you fucking cunt.
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Verse 8
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Ding Dang Ding Dang Dong,
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G#m
This is my Phil Doust Song,
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Everybody sing along,
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I hope something you love catches on fire.
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G#m
I've written you this special song,
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To show how far I've come along -
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In my efforts to be more mature in the
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Am
face of negative feedback.
You fucking poo- face.
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