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the song for phil daoust easy guitar chords by 
Tim Minchin
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Verse 1
G
D
F#
This is a song for Phil Daoust:
G
Occasional Guardian Newspaper
Bb
C
C#dim
journal- oust.
D
F#
I never ever ever men tioned your name,
G
Or the review that you wrote,
A
when I was new to this game.
Verse 2
Bm
F#
But now the time has come,
A
Abdim
E
I think I've dealt with my feelings at last.
Em
I really wanna forgive ya Phil,
A
E
Yeah I wanna put the past in the past- a
A
Oh and as
Verse 3
D
F#
this is London Town,
G
Bb
I thought I outta take the opportunity.
C
A
D
'Cause there's a pretty good chance
F#
somebody out there will know you,
G
A
Maybe he will pass on a message for me.
Verse 4
Bm
Bb
Just wanna say, Phil Daoust, occasional
A
Abdim
Guardian Newspaper journal- oust,
Em
That it's been three years since you wrote it,
F#m
and time is very healing.
G
But I still wanna cut big chunks of flesh out of your stupid face and
A
Asus4
A
make your children watch while I force you to eat them.
Asus4
A
Yeah I wanna make your children watch
D
you eat your own face- meat.
Verse 5
A
Ding Dang Ding Dang Dong,
Bm
F#m
This is my Phil Doust Song,
G
D
Everybody sing along,
Em
La la la la la la la,
A
D
I hope one of your family' members dies.
A
Phil, Ding Dang Dong.
Bm
F#m
I've written you this spe cial song,
G
D
To help you get the at tention -
Em
Asus4
D
You obviously, desperately lack.
Verse 6
D
F#
And I know that you're a smart man,
G
And with such a fine mind,
Bb
A
I guess it has to be hard-
D
To resist throwing narcissistic,
F#
G
A
intellectual tantrums in the supermarket isles of your self- regard.
Verse 7
Bm
F#
Bb
A
Just wanna say, Phil Daoust, I know it must
D
Abdim
be really hard to be a journal- oust.
Em
While a deadlines always looming,
F#m
and the pressure to be entertaining.
G
So maybe you should quit and get a job that you'd be
A
better at - like killing yourself, you fucking cunt.
A
Verse 8
D
A
Ding Dang Ding Dang Dong,
Bm
F#m
This is my Phil Doust Song,
G
D
Everybody sing along,
Em
Tra la la la la la la,
A
D
I hope something you love catches on fire.
A
Phil, Ding Dang Dong.
Bm
F#m
I've written you this special song,
G
D
To show how far I've come along -
Em
Asus4
In my efforts to be more mature in the
A
Bb
Gm
face of negative feedback.
You fucking poo- face.
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