The Size I Wear

The Size I Wear easy guitar chords by Toby Keith

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  • Verse 1
    She 
    was 
    five 
    foot 
    two, 

    about 
    ninety- 
    five 
    pounds 

    She 
    was 
    round 
    in 
    the 
    places 
    she's 

    sup
    posed 
    to be 
    round 

    You can 
    take 
    that 
    waitress 
    or 

    the blonde 
    over 
    there 

    But stand 
    back 
    John, 

    that's 
    the size 
    I wear 

    Hey! 

    Verse 2

    In 
    a neighborhood 
    bar 
    not 
    too 
    far 
    from 
    here 

    Me 
    and old 
    John, 

    we 
    were chuck
    ing some 
    beers 

    Friday 
    night 
    about 
    a half 
    past 
    ten 

    When 
    flock 
    of secretaries 

    came 
    strutting 
    in 

    Verse 3
    The 
    one 
    in 
    the front 
    was 
    little 
    too 
    tall 

    The 
    one 
    in 
    the back, 

    she 
    was 
    flat 
    as 
    wall 

    But the 
    one 
    in 
    the middle, 

    as 
    cute 
    as 
    could 
    be 

    The one 
    in 
    the middle 
    was 
    looking 
    at 
    me 

    Verse 4
    Yes, 
    she 
    was 
    five 
    foot 
    two, 

    about 
    95 pounds 

    She 
    was 
    round 
    in 
    the 
    places 
    she's 

    sup
    posed 
    to be 
    round 

    Now 
    you 
    can take 
    the waitress 
    or 

    the blonde 
    over 
    there 

    But stand 
    back 
    John, 

    that's 
    the size 
    wear 

    Verse 5

    I said 
    "do 
    you 
    wanna 
    dance," 

    she said 
    "yes 
    do" 

    We 
    did 
    the 
    two- 
    step 
    shuffle 

    and 
    the 
    Jitterbug too 

    Now 
    John 
    didn't 
    like 
    it 
    but 

    he 
    was 
    being 
    a friend 

    He 
    danced 
    with 
    this 
    one 
    and 
    that 

    one 
    and 
    this 
    one 
    again 

    Verse 6
    A slow 
    song 
    came 
    on, 

    we 
    were 
    locked 
    down 
    tight 

    John 
    said 
    "hey 
    buddy, 

    you 
    can't 
    hog 
    her 
    all 
    night" 

    Well 
    you're 
    a mighty 
    big 
    fella 

    but 
    don't 
    care 

    Stand 
    back 
    John, 
    that's 
    the size 
    wear 

    Verse 7
    She 
    was 
    five 
    foot 
    two, 

    about 
    95 pounds 

    Round 
    in 
    the 
    places 
    she's 

    sup
    posed 
    to be 
    round 

    Now 
    you can 
    take 
    the 
    waitress 
    or 

    the blonde 
    over 
    there 

    But stand 
    back 
    John, 

    that's 
    the size 
    wear 

    Interlude 1


    Verse 8
    Now 
    she 
    was 
    five 
    foot 
    two, 

    about 
    95 pounds 

    She 
    was 
    round 
    in 
    the places 
    she's 

    sup
    posed 
    to be 
    round 

    Now 
    you 
    can take 
    the waitress 
    or 

    the blonde 
    over 
    there 

    But stand 
    back 
    John, 

    that's 
    the size 
    wear 

    Hey 
    you're 
    a mighty 
    Verse 9
    big 
    fella 

    but 
    don't 
    care 

    Stand 
    back 
    John, 

    that's 
    the 
    size 
    wear 

    Verse 10
    Stand 
    over 
    there 
    John, 

    I'll 
    be done 
    in just a 
    minute 

    know! 

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