The Seal Hunter chords by Shakey Graves

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Verse 1
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 (A minor)  (F major)  (A minor)  (F major)  (E major) Carl
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 (A minor) gonna
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walk until he  (F major) found Alaska
Am 
or a  (A minor) knife to carve a snare
E 
into a bathroom  (E major) wall
F 
Am 
When  (F major) a  (A minor) wheelie found his note
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that  (F major) would lead him to her legs
Am 
F 
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that were ly (A minor) ing in  (F major) her  (A minor) bed
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E 
Still  (F major) call (E major) ing out for Carl,
Am 
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oh,  (A minor) where is my love gone?  (F major) 
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I'll  (E major) love Willie, will he love me?
C 
 (C major) The penis is only really happy
when erected inside the vaginal
propository
Em 
 (E minor) Erected in the emptiness of space
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out (E major) side the vagina
Em 
C 
The  (E minor) penis  (C major) is emaciated,
it's like a booboo,
it is a natural state
B 
Em 
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 (B major) It  (E minor) is  naturally regarded  (E major) by society as
obscene and often threatening
Am 
Carl  (A minor) found Alaska
E 
on its  (E major) heels for seven months,
found it amoral
Eb 
E 
returned  (E flat major) to seek his  (E major) home.
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Little  (A minor) did he find when he arrived,
F 
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 (F major) the  (E major) door was open,
Am 
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everything  (A minor) was out on the lawn.  (F major)  (E major) 
Am 
G#m 
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Oh, where  (A minor) is  (G sharp minor) my    love  (E major) gone?
She loves Willie,
C 
Em 
E 
will she love me?  (C major)  (E minor)  (E major) 
Am 
E 
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The  (A minor) world found  (E major) Alaska,  (F major) 
E 
hunted seals  (E major) for seven months,
found it amoral,
Eb 
E 
Eb 
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 (E flat major) returned to seek his  (E major) home.  (E flat major)  (E major) 
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E 
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E 
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We are  (F major) all sexu (E major) ally loaded.  (F major)  (E major)  (F major) 
E 
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 (E major) Ready to  (A minor) go off emotionally
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as  (F major) soon as each cause is a
E 
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possibility.  (E major)  (A minor) 
E 
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Sexual  (E major) emotion  (F major) is there inside
C 
D 
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your  (C major) heart.  (D major)  (A minor)  (F major)  (E minor) 
Am 
E 
 (A minor) It is waiting  (E major) to take a man over,
G 
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to interrupt  (G major) his grammatical ejacu (F major) lation,
Am 
 (A minor) 
F 
or seek his  (F major) selfishness
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for the first opportunity.  (A minor) 
Especially if he is a man
who studies
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porno (F major) graphic magazines and videos,
Am 
 (A minor) or suggested pictures.
E 
 (E major) It is waiting to take over
every woman
with a bad sexual experience,
for every broken love affair
is still inside her.