The Reaper Rap

The Reaper Rap easy guitar chords by Steve Vai

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  • Am

  • G

  • E

  • F#m

    2
  • F#

    2
  • D

  • B

    2
  • A

  • G#

    4
  • F

  • F#dim

    4
  • Bb

  • Bbm

  • Bm

    2
  • C

  • Am

  • G

  • E

  • F#m

    2
  • F#

    2
  • D

  • B

    2
  • A

  • G#

    4
  • F

  • F#dim

    4
  • Bb

  • Bbm

  • Bm

    2
  • C

  • Verse 1
    I'm 
    Bill 
    S. 
    Preston, 

    Esq.! 
    And 
    this 
    is 
    Ted 
    "Theodore" 
    Logan! 

    And 
    we 
    are 
    Wyld 
    Stallyns! 

    I am 
    DeNomolos. Now 

    ... what 
    is your 
    mission? 

    First 
    we totally 
    kill 
    Bill 
    and Ted! 

    Yeah, 
    then 
    we take 

    over their 
    lives 

    He's totally 
    a robot! 

    So 
    are you, 
    dude! 

    Whoa, 
    we're total 
    metalheads! 

    Destroy 
    that ridiculous, 
    insipid 
    band! 

    Death to 
    Bill 
    and Ted! 

    Get 
    down 
    with 
    your 
    bad self! 

    You fools! 
    Are we 
    ready? 

    Get 
    down 
    with 
    your bad 
    self! 

    You fools! 

    Yeah, 
    totally! 

    Get 
    down 
    with 
    your bad 
    self! 

    You fools! 
    Are we ready? 

    I've got 
    a full 
    on 
    robot 
    chubby 

    Interlude 1

    Verse 2
    How's 
    it goin', 
    Bill and 
    Ted? 

    Ted... 
    it's us 
    again! 

    Whoa! 

    You're 
    metal, 
    dude! 

    know! 
    Check 
    it out! 
    We're totally 

    gonna 
    kill 
    you 
    now! 

    Whoa. 

    Ha ha 
    ha! 

    Dudes, 
    even 
    though you're 
    doing 
    this, 

    we... 
    we. 

    We 
    love 
    you! 

    Fags! 

    You 
    dick, 
    Bill! 

    I know! 
    Let's 
    waste 'em 

    Ah! 

    Get 
    down 
    with 
    your bad 
    self! 

    Bogus 

    Stellar, 
    Evil Ted! 

    No way! 

    Get 
    down 
    with your bad 
    self! 

    Bogus 

    Yeah! 

    Get 
    down 
    with 
    your 
    bad 
    self! 

    Bogus 

    Stellar, 
    Evil 
    Ted! 

    No 
    way! 

    I totally 
    loogied on that good, 

    dead 
    me! 

    Interlude 2


    Verse 3
    Bill, 
    what 
    happened? 

    Ted, 
    we're 
    dead, 
    dude! 

    Whoa! 

    Who 
    are 
    you? 

    Ted, 
    it's the 
    Grim 
    Reaper, 
    dude! 

    Oh. 
    How's it 
    hangin', 

    Death? 
    We've got 
    to get back 
    to the 
    babes! 

    Ted, 
    we can't, 
    we're 
    dead, 

    dude! 

    We've got 
    to stop 
    those 

    evil us's! We've 
    gotta 
    try! 

    But how? 

    Melvin! 

    Interlude 3
    They 
    melvined me! 


    Verse 4

    Dude, 
    totally 
    broke a rock! 

    Excellent! 

    I kinda 
    like 
    this 

    Who's 
    that? 

    Ted, 
    who do 
    you think 
    it is? 

    How's 
    it goin', 

    Beelzebub? 
    Excellent 
    rocks! 

    We 
    totally 
    broke 
    some 

    Okay, 
    can 
    we go 
    now? 

    Whoa! 

    Thanks 
    dude! You 
    know, 

    you've got 
    a bad 
    rap 

    Gentlemen! 
    Welcome 
    to 
    Hell! 

    Dude 

    What? 

    think we're in 
    our own 

    personal 
    hell! 

    You 
    stole 
    Deacon's 

    Easter 
    basket! 

    No way! 

    How 
    about a kiss? 

    Bogus! 

    You 
    ugly 
    red 
    source 
    of all 
    evil! 

    All I want 
    is one! Right 
    on the lips! 

    Get 
    back here! 

    Ah! Whoa! 


    That was 
    non- 
    non- 
    non- 

    non 
    hein
    ous! 

    Verse 5

    You suck, 
    dude! 

    Do 
    something else, 
    dude! 

    Yeah! 

    Not 
    bad, 
    dude! 

    Excel
    lent! 

    Interlude 4





    Verse 6
    Get 
    down 
    with 
    your bad 
    self! 

    Whoa, 
    donuts! 

    I totally 
    possessed my 
    dad! 

    Get 
    down 
    with 
    your 
    bad self! 

    Excellent! 

    totally believe 
    you, dude! 

    Get 
    down 
    with 
    your 
    bad 
    self! 

    Whoa, donuts! 

    I totally 
    possessed 
    my dad! 

    You 
    totally 
    killed 
    us, 

    you evil 
    metal 
    dickweed! 

    That's 
    right, 
    lesser 
    developed 

    human 
    prototype 
    us's! 

    Let's 
    get 'em, 
    Ted! 

    Ah, 
    yeah, no! 

    Get 
    'em Granny! 

    We've 
    got 
    to 
    face 
    them 

    Now 
    get 
    going! 

    Verse 7
    Kiss 
    your 
    fears, 
    dudes! 

    Or offer 
    'em a 
    honeybun or something. 

    And they'll 
    get 
    smaller 
    and maybe 

    they'll even 
    go 
    away! 

    Yeah, they're 
    not that 
    bad, 
    dude. 

    So 
    don't 
    get pro
    grammed 

    by anybody 
    but your
    self! 

    Let's 
    rock! 

    And 
    most 
    important, 

    Do 
    not 
    do 
    your homework 
    without 

    wearing headphones! 

    Catch 
    you later, 
    Bill 
    and Ted! 


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