The President Song chords by Cross Canadian Ragweed

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Intro 1

Oh if I were

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president,
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I'd make you understand
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No more questions no more lies,
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I will tell you the truth looking in your eyes
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If I  were president.
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Well first and for most son Je
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sus Christ is the only one,
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You're going to talk to
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when your day begins.
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I'm going to pass a law that says everyday you got to get down on your knees and pray,
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Thank the man for dying for you sins.

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Verse 2

If I were president,

I would make you understand

Jesus is the man he's the reason that we stand,

if I were president

Interlude 1

Verse 3
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We're gonna put the word out on
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the streets no more Washington, DC,
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I'm gonna make this country
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big and strong.
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No more paying of your taxes
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The capital is Pam pa, Texas,
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that's the only place a house that big belongs.

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If I  were president,
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the blue-collar man man won't get the shaft.
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Nobody's gonna laugh when Jason
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Boland is my chief of staff,
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If I  were president.

Interlude 2

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Well, Iraqi boys you must be nuts,
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You're digging yourself deeper  in a rut.
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I got a way to end your
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problems soon.
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We'll bring home every
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one of our boys
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And pull out our biggest badest toy
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And blow you crazy bas
tards to the moon.
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If I  were president,
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nobody's going to push us around.
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If they threaten us or put us down we'll
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burn there county to the ground.
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If I  were president.
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Interlude 3

Verse 7
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Well, I
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got one for you Sadaam Hussein
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We'll resurrect General John Wayne,
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Put together a very
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simple plan.
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We'll put down our nukes put
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down our guns
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And you and the duke will be one on one
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And he'll kick your ass
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as if you were a man.

Verse 8
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If I  were president,
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If I  were president.
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If you don't like Willie Nelson,
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you got to go to prison.
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If I  were president.
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So cash your vote and  make it me
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And if I win the beer is free if
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I  were president