The President Song

The President Song easy guitar chords by Cross Canadian Ragweed

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    2
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  • Intro 1

    Oh if 
    were 
    Verse 1
    president, 

    I'd 
    make 
    you 
    under
    stand 

    No more 
    questions 
    no 
    more 
    lies, 

    I will tell 
    you the truth 
    looking 
    in your 
    eyes 

    If 
    were 
    president. 

    Well 
    first 
    and 
    for most 
    son 
    Je

    sus 
    Christ 
    is the 
    only 
    one, 

    You're 
    going to 
    talk 
    to 

    when your 
    day 
    begin
    s. 

    I'm 
    going to 
    pass 
    a law 
    that 
    says 
    everyday 
    you got 
    to 
    get down 
    on 
    your 
    knees 
    and pray, 

    Thank 
    the 
    man 
    for dy
    ing 
    for 
    you sin
    s. 

    Verse 2
    If 
    were 
    presid
    ent, 

    would make 
    you 
    under
    stand 

    Jesus 
    is 
    the man 
    he's 
    the 
    reason 
    that 
    we stand, 

    if 
    were 
    presid
    ent 

    Interlude 1


    Verse 3
    We're 
    gonna 
    put 
    the word 
    out 
    on 

    the streets 
    no 
    more 
    Washington, 
    DC, 

    I'm 
    gonna 
    make 
    this 
    country 

    big 
    and 
    strong. 

    No more 
    paying 
    of your 
    taxes 

    The 
    capital 
    is 
    Pam
    pa, 
    Texas, 

    that's the 
    only 
    place 
    a house 
    that 
    big 
    belong
    s. 

    Verse 4
    If 
    were 
    presid
    ent, 

    the blue-collar 
    man 
    man 
    won't 
    get 
    the shaft. 

    Nobody's 
    gonna 
    laugh 
    when 
    Jason 

    Boland 
    is 
    my 
    chief 
    of 
    staff, 

    If 
    were 
    presid
    ent. 

    Interlude 2



    Verse 5
    Well, 
    Ir
    aqi 
    boys 
    you 
    must 
    be 
    nuts, 

    You're 
    dig
    ging 
    yourself 
    deep
    er 
    in 
    rut. 

    got 
    a way 
    to 
    en
    d your 

    problems 
    soon. 

    We'll 
    bring 
    home 
    every 

    one 
    of 
    our 
    boys 

    And pull 
    out 
    our 
    biggest 
    badest 
    toy 

    And 
    blow 
    you 
    crazy 
    bas

    tards 
    to 
    the moon. 

    Verse 6

    If 
    were 
    presid
    ent, 

    nobody's 
    going 
    to 
    push 
    us 
    around. 

    If 
    they 
    threaten 
    us 
    or 
    put 
    us 
    down 
    we'll 

    burn 
    there 
    county 
    to 
    the 
    ground. 

    If 
    were 
    president. 

    Interlude 3



    Verse 7
    Well, 

    got 
    one 
    for 
    you 
    Sadaam Hussein 

    We'll 
    resurrect 
    General 
    John 
    Wayne, 

    Put 
    together 
    a very 

    simple 
    plan. 

    We'll put 
    down 
    our 
    nukes put 

    down 
    our guns 

    And 
    you and 
    the duke 
    will 
    be 
    one 
    on one 

    And he'll kick 
    your 
    ass 

    as 
    if you 
    were 
    a man. 

    Verse 8
    If 
    were 
    presid
    ent, 

    If 
    were 
    presid
    ent. 

    If 
    you 
    don't 
    like 
    Willie 
    Nel
    son, 

    you 
    got 
    to 
    go 
    to pris
    on. 

    If 
    were 
    presid
    ent. 

    So 
    cash 
    your vote 
    an
    make 
    it 
    me 

    And 
    if 
    win 
    the 
    beer 
    is 
    free 
    if 

    were 
    pres
    ident 

    Outro 1


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