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The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything chords by 
Relient KThe Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: A Veggietales Movie 
Key: A major•BPM: 158
Chorus 1
Arr! Arr! Arr! Arr!
A
D
We are the pirates who don't do anything
A
E
We just stay at home and lie around
A
D
And if you ask us to do anything
A
E
A
We'll just tell you we don't do anything!
Verse 1
A
Well, I've never been to Greenland
D
A
And I've never been to Denver
And I've never buried treasure
E
in St. Louie or St. Paul
A
And I've never been to Moscow
D
A
And I've never been to Tampa
E
A
And I've never been to Boston in the fall!
Chorus 2
Bb
'Cause We're the pirates
Eb
who don't do anything
Bb
F
We just stay at home and lie around
Bb
Eb
And if you ask us to do anything
Bb
F
Bb
We'll just tell you we don't do anything!
Verse 2
Bb
And I never hoist the mainstay
Eb
Bb
And I've never swabbed the poop deck
And I never veer to starboard
F
'Cause I never sail at all
Bb
And I've never walked the gangplank
Eb
C
And I've never owned a parrot
Eb
F
Bb
And I've never been to Boston in the fall!
Chorus 3
B
'Cause were the pirates
E
who don't do anything
B
F#
We just stay at home and lie around
B
E
And if you ask us to do anything
B
F#
We'll just tell you we don't do anything!
Verse 3
B
Well, I've never plucked a rooster
E
B
And I'm not too good at ping pong
And I've never thrown my mashed potatos
F#
Up against the wall
B
And I've never kissed a chipmunk
E
B
And I've never gotten head lice
F#
B
And I've never been to Boston in the Fall!
Bridge 1
B
F#
G#m
Pirate Captain's Log, 2002
E
Who be this band Relient K?
B
F#
And why be they so full of contradictions?
G#m
E
We don't know, what he did
B
But we're down with Captain Kidd
F#
We don't wake up before lunch
G#m
But we all eat Captain Crunch
We don't smoke
E
We don't chew
B
We watch Captain Kangaroo!
Bridge 2
B
And I've never licked a spark plug
G#m
And I've never sniffed a stinkbug
E
And I've never painted daisies
G#m
On a big red rubber ball
B
And I've never bathed in yogurt
C#
And I don't look good in leggings
E
F#
B
And I've never been to Boston in the fall!
Chorus 4
C
(Ladies and Gentlemen,
let's give 'em a big hand!)
C
F
We are the pirates who don't do anything
C
G
We just stay at home and lie around
C
F
And if you ask us to do anything
C
G
C
We'll just tell you we don't do anything!
Chorus 5
C
F
We're the pirates who don't do anything
C
G
We just stay at home and lie around
C
F
And if you ask us to do anything
C
G
C
We'll just tell you we don't do anything
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