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Verse 1
(G major) (C major) (G major) (C major) (F major)
(G major) (C major) As (G major) someday
it may happen
that a victim must be found,
(C major) I've got a little list, I've got a little list
Of so (G major) ciety offenders
who might well be underground
And who (C major) never would be (G major) missed,
who (D major) never would be (G major) missed
There's the (E minor) pes tilential nuisances
who (F major) write for autographs
Or (G major) people who have flabby hands
and (A minor) irritating laughs
Or (G major) children who are (C major) up in dates
and (G major) floor you with them (C major) flat
Or (E major) people who in shak
(A minor) ing hands
shake hands with you like that
And (B flatdim) all third (F sharp major) persons
who aren't spoiling (B major) tater -tates insist
They'd (C major) none of them be (G major) missed,
they'd none of them be missed
He's got them on the (E minor) list,
he's (G major) got them on the (C major) list
And they've none of them be (F major) missed,
they've (G major) none of them be (C major) missed
There's the (G major) banjo serenade
and the others of his race
And (C major) the piano organist,
I've got him on the list
And the (G major) people who eat peppermint
and puff it in your face
(C major) They never would be (D major) missed,
they never would be (G major) missed
Then the (E minor) idiot who praises
with enthu (F major) siastic tone
All (G major) centuries but this
and every (D major) country but his own
And the (G major) lady from the provinces
who dresses like a guy
(C major) An d who doesn't think
(E major) she dances
but who'd rather like to (A minor) try
And that (B flatdim) sin gular anomaly,
(B major) the lady novelist
(C major) Well, I don't think she'd (G major) be missed
I'm (D major) sure she'd not be (G major) missed
He's got her on the (E minor) list
He's (G major) got her on the (C major) list
And I don't think she'd be (F major) missed
I'm (G major) sure she'd not be (C major) missed
And that (G major) nice -eyed
prius nuisance
Who just now is rather rife
The judi (C major) cial humorist
I've got him on the list
All funny fellows,
(G major) comic men
And clowns of private life
They'd (C major) none of them be (G major) missed
They'd (D major) none of them be (G major) missed
And (C major) apologetic statesmen
of a (F major) compromising kind,
Such (C major) as what you call him, Thingy Bob,
And like (D major) wise, oh, well, never mind,
(G major) And Tut -Tut (C major) -Tut,
and what's -his -name,
(G major) And also, (C major) shh, you know who,
The task of filling (E major) up the blanks
Would rather leave to (A minor) you,
But it (B flatdim) really doesn't (B major) mat
ter
Whom you put upon the list,
For they'd (C major) none of them be (G major) missed,
(D major) They'd none of them be
(G major) missed.
You'd be put upon the (E minor) list,
You'd be (G major) put upon the (C major) list,
And they'd none of them be (F major) missed,
The (G major) hell of emptiness! (C major) (G major) (C major)
The Mikado: As Someday It May Happen
Gilbert, Sullivan
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