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The Memo easy guitar chords by 
Father John Misty
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Verse 1
C
G
C
F
I'm gonna steal some bedsheets
From an amputee
C
G
Am
C
I'm gonna mount 'em on a canvas
D
In the middle of the gallery
G
F
I'm gonna tell everybody
Fm
F
Am
G
It was painted by a chimpanzee
D
Am
G
D
Just between you and me
G
Here at the cultural low watermark
If it's fraud or art
They'll pay you to believe
C
Verse 2
G
C
I'm gonna take five young dudes
F
From white families
C
G
Am
C
I'm gonna mount 'em on a billboard
D
In the middle of the country
G
F
I'm gonna tell everybody
Fm
E
Am
They sing like angels
D
with whiter teeth
Am
G
D
But just between you and me
G
They're just like the ones
before
With their standards lower
Another concert-goer will
will pay you to believe
C
Verse 3
F
Oh, caffeine in the morning,
C
alcohol at night
F
Cameras to record you and
C
mirrors to recognize
G
Am
And as the world is getting smaller,
D
small things take up all your time
Am
Narcissus would have had a field day
G
D
if he could have got online
G
And friends it's not self-love
that that kills you
Am
It's when those who hate
C
Am
D
you are al lowed
G
To sell you that you're a glorious shit
Am
D
The entire world revolves around
G
And that you're the eater,
no not the eaten
Am
Em
D
But that your hunger will only cease
G
If you come binge on radiant blandness
Am
At the dis posable feast
D
Verse 4
F#m
You're enjoying the chill winter playlist
D
F
Just quickly how would
you rate yourself
Indie Brunch
Am
In terms of sex appeal and
F
Dm
cultural significance?
F
Irony, irony,
blo-blo-blo-blo-blo-blo-blo
Bb
Do Do Do Do Do Do Do you usually
Gm
Bb
C
listen to music like this?
Bb
Just one more mile, you can do it again
F
Bb
Dm
Can we recommend some
Gm
Bb
similar artists?
This is totally the song of my summer
Gm
Are you feeling depressed?
This guy just gets me
F#
But your feedback's im
Gm
D
F#
F
portant to us
Verse 5
Music is my life
C
G
C
Gonna buy myself a sports team
F
C
And put 'em in a pit
Am
C
I'm gonna wage the old crusade
D
G
F
Against consciousness
Fm
All I need's a couple winners
F
Am
D
To get every loser to fight in it
Keep the golden calf
Am
Just need the bullshit
D
G
And they won't just sell
themselves into slavery
They'll get on their knees
and pay you to believe
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