The Memo chords by Father John Misty

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Verse 1
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I'm gonna steal some bedsheets
From an amputee
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I'm gonna mount 'em on  a canvas
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In the middle of the gallery
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I'm gonna tell everybody
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It was painted by a chimpanzee
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Just between you and me
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Here at the cultural low watermark
If it's fraud or art
They'll pay you to believe
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Verse 2
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I'm gonna take five young dudes
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From white families
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I'm gonna mount 'em on  a billboard
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In the middle of the country
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I'm gonna tell everybody
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They sing like angels
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with whiter teeth
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But just between you and me
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They're just like the ones
before
With their standards lower
Another concert-goer will
will pay you to believe
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Verse 3
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Oh, caffeine in the morning,
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alcohol at night
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Cameras to record you and
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mirrors  to recognize
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And as the world is getting smaller,
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small things take up all your time
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Narcissus would have had a field day
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if he could have got online
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And friends it's not self-love
that that kills you
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It's when those who hate
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you are al  lowed
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To sell you that you're a glorious shit
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The entire world revolves around
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And that you're the eater,
no not the eaten
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But that your hunger will only cease
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If you come binge on radiant blandness
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At the disposable feast
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Verse 4
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You're enjoying the chill winter playlist
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Just quickly how would
you rate yourself
Indie Brunch
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In terms of sex appeal and
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cultural significance?
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Irony, irony,
blo-blo-blo-blo-blo-blo-blo
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Do Do Do Do Do Do Do you usually
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listen to  music like this?
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Just one more mile, you can do it again
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Can we recommend some
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similar  artists?
This is totally the song of my summer
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Are you feeling depressed?
This guy just gets me
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But your feedback's im
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portant to us

Verse 5
Music is my life
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Gonna buy myself a sports team
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And put 'em in a pit
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I'm gonna wage the old crusade
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Against consciousness
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All I need's a couple winners
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To get every loser to fight in it
Keep the golden calf
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Just need the bullshit
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And they won't just sell
themselves into slavery
They'll get on their knees
and pay you to believe