The Lost T.V. Clicker Blues chords by Michael Katon
Verse 1
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I sat myself down this morning
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to watch my brand new TV
I looked over to the coffee table
but my TV clicker I could not see
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So I checked under
all the newspapers,
my TV clicker was not there
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Man, I even had to stand up
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and check under the cush
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ions of my easy chair
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I'm in a panic, man, what can I do?
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I've got the lost TV clicker blues
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Well, I knew some villain must have stole it
So right away I called for all my kids
I said, who's gonna confess right now
Where the king's golden clicker is hid?
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How am I gonna rule my kingdom
Without my central cable command?
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And my Digified Satellite Locator
for football games on demand
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Man, I'm in a panic!
F#m
What am I gonna do?
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I've got the Lost TV Clicker
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Let me tell you about my TV Clicker
It's got the latest digital chip
It knows all my favorite programs
All I gotta do is give one
little button a click
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It's got space -age laser beam radar
Man, I don't ever have to leave my seat
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It's got neutron -activated
automatic wake -up call
Just in case I fall asleep
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Man, I'm in a panic
What can I do?
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I've got the lost TV Clicker blues
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Oh man, I gotta find it
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F#m
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Well, I searched my kingdom over
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Tore my realm upside down
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I looked in every corner
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Uh -uh -uh, my TV clicker
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could not be found
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Well, I asked my queen,
how am I gonna change channels
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Without my su personic digital zoom
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She said you might have to
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get your lazy ass up
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F#m
And walk across the room
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Oh man, I'm in a panic
F#m
What can I do?
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I've got the lost TV clicker blues
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I'm getting worse by the minute
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Bm
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Em
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I got an urgent call at work
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It was my wife on the telephone
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She said,
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honey, I found your TV clicker
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You better rush right home
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When I got home and ran
through the front door
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I were not a happy man
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There she was,
propped up in my easy chair
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F#m
TV clicker, tighten your hands
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Won't give it back,
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man, what am I gonna do?
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I've got the lost TV click
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F#m
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er blues
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Oh man, I'm in a panic, what can I do?
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I've got the lost TV clicker
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blues
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Guess I'll just have to go to Walmart
and get me another one.
The Lost T.V. Clicker Blues
Michael Katon
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