Key: C major
Intro 1
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Verse 1
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down ladies and gentlemen, Simmer down, hey,
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you're acting rather irresponsibly right now,
Verse 2
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Hold your horses, steady now,
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'Cause we're floating precariously
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On tectonicplates
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everything we stand for
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Is rather unstable right
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now
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So I think I'll kill some time and have
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you done me dium rare
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But I think I'll tease my pallet with
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some crudités, just to prepare
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Cos you see we've had a joker in the
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pack now for quite some time
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So I reckon it's just about time we
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roast this swine.
Interlude 1
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Verse 3
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to be fed!
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So knuckle down and use
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your head
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Can it sunshine,
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bottle it up you ponce
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Then knock me up a dish with
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some vol-au-vents
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Now
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Now Now i think we should take a leaf from the
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promised book (burn it up burn it up)
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Now i think we should take a leaf from the prom
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ised book (burn it up burn it up)
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Lets throw it up and start again
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Let s throw it up and start
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again
Interlude 2
Shoo!
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Verse 5
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Steady
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Cop a load of this one
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Arr yeah!
Interlude 3
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Verse 6
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Ah That was great, my compliments to the chef,
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I'll I'll I'll be sure to dine here again,
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The stuffed cheeks were very agreeable,
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