Best Tuning App Ever
MaddProfessor
“I've downloaded many tuning apps before and this one is by far the best. Easy to use, super user-friendly, and they have a bunch of fun different chords and songs to help you learn new music. I highly recommend.”
The Irony of It All easy guitar chords by 
The Streets
N/A•
Verse 1
C
D
C
Hello, Hello.
Bm
D
My names Terry
E
and I'm a law abider
There's nothing I like more
Bm
D
than getting fired up on beer
E
And when the weekends here I to exercise
Bm
D
my right to get paralytic and fight
E
Good bloke fairly
Bm
D
But I get well leery when geezers
E
look at me funny
D
Bounce 'em round like bunnies
Bm
D
I'm likely to cause mischief
E
Good clean grief you must
Bm
believe and I ain't no thief.
D
E
Law abiding and all, all legal.
Bm
And who cares about my liver
D
when it feels good
E
What you need is some real manhood.
C
Bm
D
E
Rasher Rasher Barney and Kasha
D
Bm
putting peoples backs up.
D
Public disorder,
E
I'll give you public disorder.
Bm
I down eight pints and run
D
all over the place
E
Spit in the face of an officer
Bm
D
See if that bothers you cause
E
I never broke a law in my life
Bm
Someday I'm gonna settle
D
down with a wife
E
Come on lads lets have
D
another fight
Verse 2
C
Eh hello. My names Tim and I'm a criminal,
In the eyes of society I need
to be in jail
For the choice of herbs I inhale.
This ain't no wholesale operation
Just a few eighths and some
Playstations my's vocation
I pose a threat to the nation
And down the station the police
hold no patients
Let's talk space and time
I like to get deep sometimes
and think about Einstein
And Carl Young And old Kung
Fu movies I like to see
Pass the hydrator please
Yeah I'm floating on thin air.
Going to Amsterdam in the New
Year - top gear there
'Cause I taker pride in my hobby
Home made bongs using my
engineering degree
Dear Leaders, please legalize
weed for these reasons.
Verse 3
Bm
Like I was saying to him. I told
D
him: "Top with me and
E
you won't leave."
So I smacked him in the head
Bm
and downed another Carling
D
E
Bada Bada Bing for the lad's night.
Bm
D
Mad fight, his face's a sad sight.
E
Vodka and Snake Bite.
Bm
D
Going on like a right geez,
E
he's a twat,
D
Shouldn't have looked at me like that.
Bm
D
E
Anyway I'm an upstanding citizen
If a war came along I'd
Bm
be on the front line with em.
D
E
Can't stand crime either them
Bm
hooligans on heroin.
D
E
Drugs and criminals those thugs on the penny
Bm
colored will be the downfall of society
D
I've got all the anger pent
E
up inside of me.
D
You know I don't
Verse 4
C
see why
I should be the criminal
How can something with
no recorded fatalities be illegal
And how many deaths are there
per year from alcohol
I just completed Gran Tourismo on
the hardest setting
We pose no threat on my settee
Ooh the pizza's here will someone
let him in please
"We didn't order chicken,
Not a problem we'll pick it out
I doubt they meant to mess us about
After all we're all adults not louts."
As I was saying,
we're friendly peaceful people
We're not the ones out there
causing trouble.
We just sit in this hazy bubble
with our quarters
Discussing how beautiful Gail Porter is.
MTV, BBC Two, Channel Four is on
until six in the morning.
Then at six in the morning the sun
dawns and it's my bedtime.
Verse 5
Bm
D
Causing trouble, your stinking rabble
E
Boys saying I'm the lad who's spoiling it
Bm
D
E
You're on drugs it really bugs me
when people try and tell me I'm a thug
Bm
D
Just for getting drunk
E
I like getting drunk
Bm
'Cause I'm an upstanding citizen
D
If a war came along I'd be
E
on the front line with 'em.
D
Now Terry
Verse 6
C
you're repeating
yourself
But that's okay drunk people
can't help that.
A chemical reaction inside your brain causes
you to forget what you're saying.
Verse 7
Bm
D
What. I know exactly what
I'm saying
E
I'm perfectly sane
Bm
D
You stinking student lameo
E
Go get a job and stop
F
robbing us of our taxes.
Verse 8
C
Err, well actually according
to research
Government funding for further education
pales in insignificance
When compared to how much
C
they spend on re pairing
Leery drunk people at the weekend
In casualty wards all over the land.
Verse 9
Bm
Why you cheeky little swine
D
come here
E
I'm gonna batter you. Come here.
How did you like the song?
You need to log in to leave a rating.
Learn to play The Irony of It All by The Streets with GuitarTuna
Master The Irony of It All by The Streets on guitar and explore 10000 tabs created by our verified editors.
Whether you're learning The Irony of It All by The Streets for the first time or perfecting your skills, GuitarTuna makes it easier to practice across guitar, bass and piano. Join 2 Million musicians already playing songs they love on GuitarTuna. Rated 4/5 on App Store.
Autoscroll20%
Join millions playing with GuitarTuna
- #1 Tuner
in AppStore & Google Play
- +
AppStore & Play rating
- M
Downloads worldwide
- k+
Songs available
Trusted by guitar players worldwide
Well-Designed App
Rose the Black Cat
“I mostly use this for tuning my guitar, which this app makes ridiculously easy. It also has a large selection of songs to play along to and it helps show you which chords to play as well how to make the shapes with your fingers.”
Got me back into playing
Tuliketsune
“I got this app to tune an old guitar, and noticed it has a feature that autoscrolls as I play chords to famous songs. For some reason, this was a lot more motivating for me than any other way of practicing guitar. Now I'm actually practicing and remembering the names of chords 🙂”
Secret weapon
Brad
“Not only is it a tuner (best app tuner I've used personally) but it also has a metronome, games, chords, and a plethora of instruments to choose from and it's SUPER easy to navigate. I love it! Thanks for making an awesome app. From one musician to another, THANKS!!!”
Very reliable tuner
theNewPaul
“This is a great app! Very easy to use and very reliable, if you are just starting out, you can take a big worry off your mind, by getting in tune quickly and easily with this app. Highly recommended!”
This is the best guitar tuner ever.
Caleb Schafli
“It tunes your guitar accurately so you can get the best sound. I like all the other little games as well because they teach you how to play different chords and you can learn to identify the chords by listening to them and it is all offline.”
Great to tune and play
Lynae T
“I love how easy it is to tune and find and play my favorite songs.”