The Houseplant Song chords by Audio Adrenaline

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Intro 1

Verse 1
F 
Once I read a book
And this is what it said
G 
If your music has a beat
D 
Then you're gonna wind up dead
F 
It doesn't really matter if It's

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Verse 2

Christian or not

If it's syncopated rhythm

Then your soul is gonna rot

Verse 3
G 
D 
And this book was called
G 
â??Ha! You're gonna burnâ??
And in the second chapter
D 
I went on to learn
F 
Take two

Verse 4
houseplants
G 
D 
And put them to the test
G 
D 
F 
Set them both in front of speakers
G 
D 
And let the music do the rest
F 
The first one you play Mozart
G 
D 
Or something lovely like that
The second one you play that
F 
G 
D 
Petra or that MegaDeth
Doesn't really matter
what kind of rock it is

Verse 5
F 
So I took my two houseplants
G 
D 
And I put them to the test
G 
D 
F 
Set them both in front of speakers
G 
D 
To let the music do the rest
G 
D 
Dm 
F 
I powered up  my Pioneers
G 
D 
To let the music roar
F 
But twenty minutes later
G 
D 
Someone's knocking at my door
Dm 
I opened up the door
F 
And there may neighbor stood
G 
He said, â??Man, I'd like to get
D 
some sleep if you think I couldâ??
F 
I said, â??Man, can't you see here
G 
I've got this moral dilemma that
D 
I got to get clearâ??
He said, â??What kind of moral
F 
dilemma could you have at this
G 
time of night that could make
D 
me so angry that I just want
G 
to fightâ??

Verse 6
G 
So I pointed to the page
D 
In that open book
G 
That had a pictured of a potted
D 
plant, and I said,
â??Go have a lookâ??
And he read
Dm 
Take two

Verse 7
F 
houseplants
G 
And put them to the test
D 
F 
Set them both in front of speakers
G 
And let the music do the rest
D 
G 
F 
The first one you play Mozart
G 
D 
Or something lovely like that
The second one you play that
F 
G 
D 
Petra or that MegaDeth
Doesn't really matter
What kind of rock it is
Dm 
F 
C 
F 
D 

Verse 8
â??First of all,â?? he said,
F 
â??that's Wagner that you're playing
G 
I've never heard of Petra
D 
And isn't MegaDeth all dead.
F 
And secondly, emphatically,
G 
D 
He asked me, â??What's the sense
G 
D 
F 
Of hanging out with houseplants
G 
when, hey, I live right across
D 
the fenceâ??

Verse 9

And I thought to myself You know, that's a good

point

Verse 10
D 
F 
So I took my two houseplants
G 
D 
And I put them both back outside
G 
D 
F 
And me and my neighbor
G 
D 
Well, we went out for a drive
F 
We talked about all the things
G 
D 
That really matter most
F 
Like life and love and happiness
G 
D 
F 
And then the Holy Ghost

Verse 11
G 
D 
F 
And now my two houseplants
G 
D 
They sit out in the sun
F 
As for me and my neighbor
G 
D 
Well our friendship has become
F 
A meaningful relationship
G 
D 
That's headed straight to heaven
F 
But as for now We like to sit around