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The Houseplant Song chords by 
Audio Adrenaline
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Intro 1
D
G
D
G
D
G
D
G
D
Verse 1
F
Once I read a book
And this is what it said
G
If your music has a beat
D
Then you're gonna wind up dead
F
It doesn't really matter if It's
Verse 2
Christian or not
G
If it's syncopated rhythm
D
G
Then your soul is gonna rot
Verse 3
G
D
And this book was called
G
â??Ha! You're gonna burnâ??
And in the second chapter
D
I went on to learn
F
Take two
Verse 4
houseplants
G
D
And put them to the test
G
D
F
Set them both in front of speakers
G
D
And let the music do the rest
F
The first one you play Mozart
G
D
Or something lovely like that
The second one you play that
F
G
D
Petra or that MegaDeth
Doesn't really matter
what kind of rock it is
Verse 5
F
So I took my two houseplants
G
D
And I put them to the test
G
D
F
Set them both in front of speakers
G
D
To let the music do the rest
G
D
Dm
F
I powered up my Pioneers
G
D
To let the music roar
F
But twenty minutes later
G
D
Someone's knocking at my door
Dm
I opened up the door
F
And there may neighbor stood
G
He said, â??Man, I'd like to get
D
some sleep if you think I couldâ??
F
I said, â??Man, can't you see here
G
I've got this moral dilemma that
D
I got to get clearâ??
He said, â??What kind of moral
F
dilemma could you have at this
G
time of night that could make
D
me so angry that I just want
G
to fightâ??
Verse 6
G
So I pointed to the page
D
In that open book
G
That had a pictured of a potted
D
plant, and I said,
â??Go have a lookâ??
And he read
Dm
Take two
Verse 7
F
houseplants
G
And put them to the test
D
F
Set them both in front of speakers
G
And let the music do the rest
D
G
F
The first one you play Mozart
G
D
Or something lovely like that
The second one you play that
F
G
D
Petra or that MegaDeth
Doesn't really matter
What kind of rock it is
Dm
F
C
F
D
Verse 8
â??First of all,â?? he said,
F
â??that's Wagner that you're playing
G
I've never heard of Petra
D
And isn't MegaDeth all dead.
F
And secondly, emphatically,
G
D
He asked me, â??What's the sense
G
D
F
Of hanging out with houseplants
G
when, hey, I live right across
D
the fenceâ??
Verse 9
D
And I thought to myself You know, that's a good
point
Verse 10
D
F
So I took my two houseplants
G
D
And I put them both back outside
G
D
F
And me and my neighbor
G
D
Well, we went out for a drive
F
We talked about all the things
G
D
That really matter most
F
Like life and love and happiness
G
D
F
And then the Holy Ghost
Verse 11
G
D
F
And now my two houseplants
G
D
They sit out in the sun
F
As for me and my neighbor
G
D
Well our friendship has become
F
A meaningful relationship
G
D
That's headed straight to heaven
F
But as for now We like to sit around
Verse 12
D
and listen
To Audio Adrenaline
Outro 1
Cranked to eleven
D
D
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