The Houseplant Song chords by Audio Adrenaline
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Intro 1
(D major) (G major) (D major)
(G major) (D major) (G major) (D major)
(G major) (D major)
Verse 1
Once I read a book (F major)
And this is what it said
(G major) If your music has a beat
(D major) Then you're gonna wind up dead
It doesn't really (F major) matter if It's
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Verse 2
Christian or not
If it's (G major) syncopated rhythm
Then your soul (D major) is gonna rot (G major)
Verse 3
And this book (G major) was called (D major)
â??Ha! You're gonna (G major) burnâ??
And in the second chapter
(D major) I went on to learn
Take (F major) two
Verse 4
houseplants
And (G major) put them to the test (D major)
(G major) Set (D major) them both in (F major) front of speakers
And let the mu (G major) sic do the rest (D major)
The first one you play (F major) Mozart
Or something (G major) lovely like that (D major)
The second one you play that
(F major) Petra (G major) or that (D major) MegaDeth
Doesn't really matter
what kind of rock it is
Verse 5
So I took my two (F major) houseplants
And I put (G major) them to the test (D major)
(G major) Set (D major) them both in front of speak (F major) ers
To let the mu (G major) sic do the rest (D major)
(G major) I (D major) powered (D minor) up my Pi (F major) oneers
To (G major) let the music roar (D major)
But twenty minutes (F major) later
Someone's (G major) knocking at my door (D major)
I opened up the door (D minor)
(F major) And there may neighbor stood
He said, (G major) â??Man, I'd like to get
some sleep (D major) if you think I couldâ??
I said, â??Man, can't (F major) you see here
I've got (G major) this moral dilemma that
I got (D major) to get clearâ??
He said, â??What kind of moral
dilemma could you (F major) have at this
time of night that could (G major) make
me so angry that I (D major) just want
to (G major) fightâ??
Verse 6
So I pointed to the (G major) page
(D major) In that open book
That had a (G major) pictured of a potted
plant, and (D major) I said,
â??Go have a lookâ??
And he read
Take (D minor) two
Verse 7
(F major) houseplants
And (G major) put them to the test
Set (D major) them both in front of speak (F major) ers
And let the mu (G major) sic do the rest
The (D major) first one (G major) you play Mozart (F major)
Or something (G major) lovely like that (D major)
The second one you play that
(F major) Petra (G major) or that (D major) MegaDeth
Doesn't really matter
What kind of rock it is
(D minor) (F major) (C major) (F major) (D major)
Verse 8
â??First of all,â?? he said,
(F major) â??that's Wagner that you're playing
I've (G major) never heard of Petra
And isn't (D major) MegaDeth all dead.
And secondly, (F major) emphatically,
He (G major) asked me, â??What's the sense (D major)
(G major) Of (D major) hanging out with (F major) houseplants
when, hey, I (G major) live right across
(D major) the fenceâ??
Verse 9
And I thought to myself You know, that's a good (D major)
point
Verse 10
So I (D major) took my (F major) two houseplants
And I (G major) put them both back out (D major) side
(G major) An (D major) d me and my neigh (F major) bor
Well, we went (G major) out for a drive (D major)
We talked about all (F major) the things
That (G major) really matter most (D major)
Like life and love and (F major) happiness
And (G major) then the Holy Ghost (D major) (F major)
Verse 11
(G major) And (D major) now my two (F major) houseplants
They sit (G major) out in the sun (D major)
As for me and my (F major) neighbor
Well our friendship (G major) has be (D major) come
A meaningful rela (F major) tionship
That's (G major) headed straight to heaven (D major)
But as for now We like (F major) to sit around
Verse 12
(D major)
and listen
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