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The Hots For The Smarts easy guitar chords by 
Richard Thompson
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Verse 1
G
C
I like a girl in satin
F
Who talks dirty
In
Latin
C
F
C
A girl who's flirty
F
When she quotes, hmm,
Krishnamurti
C
Now if she likes to be goosed
F
While reciting from
Proust
Bb
F
Bb
Then I know she's my kind of creature
F
G
Among her delectables
Her intellectables
C
F
Must be her sexiest feature
C
G
Cm
C
Cm
C
I've got the hots for the smart
F
G
F
The hots for the smart
C
G
C
IQ off the chart
G
F
Give me brains over hearts
Dm
Any day
G
C
F
I've got the hots for the smart
C
I want a girl from
G
Mensa
C
G
F
With a furrowed brow
C
G
C
When the tenses get denser
F
She gets it, and how
I need a polymath called
C
F
Cindy or
Kath
Bb
Who likes her
Plato, not too platonic
G
An autodidact who can add and subtract
C
while sipping her
F
G
C
Tolstoy and tonic. I've got the hots for the smarts,
G
C
F
the hots for
C
Cm
G
C
the smarts. I cue off the cheers,
F
G
F
give me brains over hearts.
Dm
G
Every time I've got the
C
F
Hots for the smarts
G
C
There's more
G
C
I wanna go with a feel
F
For
Faraday's wheel
Cm
C
G
C
A girl who'll drool
F
For
Fleming's
Left -hand rule, thank you
Now some men like pin -ups
Of girls who do chin -ups
Like
Bb
F
Xena, the warrior princess
Bb
F
Bb
G
But I'll take to dinner my
Nobel
Prize winner
C
F
With plutonium stains down her dress
C
G
I've got the hearts for the smart
C
F
G
Hearts for the smart
C
G
I cue off the charts
C
C#dim
C
Bb
F
Give me brains
Dm
over hearts
G
C
I've got the hots for the smarts
F
Cm
There's more
G
C
I want a girl who knows loads of
F
Kick a garden, spinosa
Cm
G
C
A girl who plays jazz
F
Humming
Porgy and
Bess
Now her face may have scars
Dm
F
Like the surface of
Mars
Bb
But as long as her mind is
G
spectacular. I'll forgive her bad skin and
C
her breath tinged with gin and a smile
F
just as sweet as
Count
Cm
C
G
Dracula. I've got the...
C
F
I've got the...
C
got the...
I've
G
C
of the...
F
IQ
G
C
me brains over...
F
Dm
over...
G
C
I've got the...
F
You guys, you guys.
C
G
C
There's more.
G
C
I can't remember what it is. I know the words,
G
I know the words.
C
G
Oh yeah.
C
G
I want a girl with a brain
F
The size of
Siberia
C
G
C
With a haughty disdain
F
For all things inferior
I don't want some learner
without bumps and burner
Bb
Ah, she must be the finished article
G
Who sees our attraction as
a chemical reaction
F
C
And charm as merely...
F
C
G
C
I've got the...
F
C
Bb
F
I've got the...
C
G
C
IQ of them
G
C
F
Dm
G
C
F
Give me brains over
C
There's more
G
What a
C
PhD
F
Who reads linear?
be
Cm
G
C
G
Who applies her lotion?
F
With a brownie in motion
C
F
Now some may favour a girl who's a raver,
Bb
F
Bb
or a tease, or a saucy young minx
G
But I'll get undressed with the
girl I'm impressed with
C
G
Dm
She's tunnelling under the sphinx
C
G
C
G
C
I've got the hots for the smarts
F
G
F
I've got the hots for the smarts
C
G
C
I cue off the charts
G
C
Give me brains over hearts
F
Dm
I can 't help myself
G
C
I've got the hearts
for the smarts
F
Dm
Oh please, please, please
G
C
I've got the hearts
F
for the smarts
Thank you very much, thank you.
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