The Hots For The Smarts
The Hots For The Smarts

The Hots For The Smarts easy guitar chords by Richard Thompson

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    • Verse 1
    I like a girl 
    in satin 

    Who 
    talks dirty 

    In 

    Latin 

    A 
    girl 
    who's flirty 

    When 
    she quotes, 
    hmm, 

    Krishnamurti 

    Now 
    if she likes 
    to 
    be goosed 

    While 
    reciting from 

    Proust 

    Then 
    I know she's 
    my 
    kind of 
    creature 

    Amon
    g her 
    delectables 

    Her 
    intellectables 

    Must 
    be 
    her 
    sexiest 
    feature 

    I've 
    got the 
    hots for 
    the smart 

    The 
    hots for 
    the smart 

    IQ 
    off 
    the 
    chart 

    Give 
    me brain
    s 
    over hearts 

    Any 
    day 

    I've 
    got the 
    hots 
    for 
    the smart 

    I 
    want a girl 
    from 

    Mensa 

    With 
    a 
    furrowed 
    brow 

    When 
    the tenses 
    get 
    denser

    She 
    gets 
    it, 
    and 
    how 

    I 
    need 
    a polymath 
    called 

    Cindy or

    Kath 

    Who 
    likes 
    her 

    Plato, 
    not 
    too platonic 

    An 
    autodidact 
    who 
    can add 
    and subtract 

    while 
    sipping 
    her 

    Tolstoy 
    and 
    tonic. 
    I've 
    got the 
    hots for 
    the smarts, 

    the 
    hots for 

    the smarts. 
    I 
    cue 
    off the 
    cheer
    s, 

    give 
    me brain
    s over 
    hearts. 

    Every 
    time 
    I've 
    got the 

    Hots 
    for the smarts 

    There's 
    more 

    I 
    wanna 
    go with 
    a feel 

    For 

    Faraday's 
    wheel 

    A 
    girl 
    who'll 
    drool 

    For 

    Fleming's 

    Left 
    -hand 
    rule, thank 
    you 

    Now 
    some men 
    like pin 
    -ups 

    Of 
    girls who do 
    chin 
    -ups 

    Like 

    Xena, 
    the warrior 
    princess 

    But 
    I'll take 
    to dinner 
    my 

    Nobel 

    Prize 
    winner 

    With 
    plutoni
    um stain
    s down 
    her dress 

    I've 
    got the 
    hearts for the 
    smart 

    Hearts 
    for the 
    smart 

    I 
    cue off 
    the charts 

    Give 
    me brains 

    over 
    hearts 

    I've 
    got the 
    hots for 
    the smarts 

    There's 
    more 

    I 
    want a girl 
    who knows loads 
    of 

    Kick 
    a garden, 
    spinosa 

    A 
    girl who plays 
    jazz 

    Humming 

    Porgy 
    and 

    Bess 

    Now 
    her 
    face may 
    have scars 

    Like 
    the surface 
    of 

    Mars 

    But 
    as long as 
    her mind is 

    spectacular. 
    I'll 
    for
    give her 
    bad skin 
    and 

    her breath 
    tinged with 
    gin 
    and a 
    smile 

    just as 
    sweet as 

    Count 

    Dracula. 
    I've 
    got the... 

    I've 
    got the... 

    got 
    the... 

    I've 

    of 
    the... 

    IQ 

    me brains 
    over... 

    over... 

    I've 
    got the... 

    You 
    guys, 
    you guys. 

    There's 
    more. 

    I can't 
    remember 
    what it is. 
    I know the words, 

    I know 
    the words. 

    Oh yeah. 

    I want 
    a girl with 
    a brain 

    The 
    size of 

    Siberia 

    With a 
    haught
    y dis
    dain 

    For all 
    things 
    inferior 

    I 
    don't 
    want 
    some learner 

    without 
    bumps 
    and burner 

    Ah, 
    she 
    must be the 
    finished 
    article 

    Who 
    sees our 
    attraction 
    as 

    a chemical 
    reaction 

    And 
    charm 
    as 
    merely... 

    I've 
    got the... 

    I've 
    got 
    the... 

    IQ 
    of 
    them 

    Give 
    me brain
    s over 

    There's 
    more 

    What 
    a 

    PhD 

    Who 
    reads linear? 

    be 

    Who 
    applies 
    her 
    lotion? 

    With 
    a brownie 
    in motion 

    Now some 
    may favour 
    a 
    girl 
    who's a raver, 

    or 
    a tease, 
    or 
    a 
    saucy 
    young minx 

    But 
    I'll get 
    undressed 
    with 
    the 

    girl I'm 
    impressed 
    with 

    She's 
    tunnel
    ling 
    under 
    the sphinx 

    I've 
    got the 
    hots for 
    the smarts 

    I've 
    got the 
    hots for 
    the smarts 

    I 
    cue 
    off the 
    charts 

    Give 
    me brain
    s over 
    hearts 

    I 
    can
    't help 
    myself 

    I've 
    got the 
    hearts 

    for 
    the smarts 

    Oh 
    please, 
    please, 
    please 

    I've 
    got the 
    hearts 

    for the smarts 


    Thank 
    you 
    very much, 
    thank 
    you. 

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