The Happening chords by Sha Stimuli
Verse 1
B
Em
B
You want to make this
Em
thing work right?
D#m
Em
Am
I got some questions.
Bm
Riddle me this.
Am
Em
What happens if,
if I'm chilling at the Walmart
Am
Em
trying to buy underwear
Am
to cash in smiling heavy?
She says holla if you need help
Em
trying these shorts on
D#m
Em
and wrote her number down already
B
Am
Em
and she's sexy in a slutty way.
Double D, wack weave, cute bunny face.
Am
What happens if I come
in there another day
Bm
Am
Bm
And she says she has a man
Am
Em
but she just wants to play
What happens then?
Am
Em
What happens then?
I guess my pimpin' playa life,
it has to end
Am
I wanna get it in,
sometimes I can't pretend
Em
But I don't wanna lose you
What happens when you go
out with your girls,
Olive Garden after work
Couple cats next table,
let out half a smirk
Am
Bm
And then one of the dudes claims he just had the thirst to walk over and say something,
Em
Am
he's not the average jerk
Em
What happens when he sees you
Am
Em
with your homie's butt?
He compliments your smile
Am
like you the only one
He treats your little ring like
it's a phony one
Bm
What happens when your heart beats
Am
Em
like a smoking gun?
You supposed to run?
Am
Em
You thank him kindly, he offers drinks,
Am
y 'all don't decline him
He buys a round, then you're reminded
Em
Am
Of the days you were single,
Em
wish you could rewind it
B
Em
Your girl start to giggle,
Am
Em
saying that he's
Girl, I wonder if he's little
Am
You try to block him out your head
But the riddle is,
Em
Bm
is your man doing the same?
Em
The thought fizzles out your brain
Y 'all kill your meal, dead some drinks
The waitress said somebody
paid y 'all bill
Am
And then you think you got a hubby
that be going Dutch
And he's broke, kinda lazy
Em
Now he's getting tough,
Am
he left his card
Em
Came over to the table, said later
Am
All your friends swoon
Em
You wanna call him up?
D#m
Am
You wanna get a room?
Or do you just brush it off
And you just assume
Em
that this is what goes down
Bm
Em
Once you jump the room,
what happens then?
Am
Em
What happens then?
Your first love calls you by accident
Am
He said he had a dream
y 'all were camping then
Bm
Am
He kissed you real slow,
Em
deep and passionate
You tell him that those words
are inappropriate
Am
Em
He said he wasn't
trying to be vogue with it
Am
Or disrespect his own situation
Em
But he needed someone close to him
Am
that loves his conversation
Em
He talks about his fam,
Am
he says his mom misses you
Em
D#m
His nephew asks for you,
Em
and his sister too
Am
He said his stupid wife
is never in the mood
Em
And you don't wanna listen
Am
but you can't be rude
Em
What happens then?
Am
He comes in town
Em
He wants to chill, he's feeling down
Am
You think that I'll get mad
if I know he's around
Em
Bm
Em
So you just think it's innocent,
Am
Em
he takes you out
Am
Your dress revealing, your hooters show
Em
Margarita, had two of those
Am
You found a spot that's secretive
and super low
Em
D#m
Reminiscing, he whispered,
who would know?
Em
What happens then?
Am
Em
What happens then?
The girl that cheated on me,
Am
remember way back when?
Facebook finally clicked at a friend
Bm
She sent me 20 messages,
Am
real adamant
Em
Am
Em
What happens when I see
Am
her at a club and shit?
Em
D#m
She keeps apologizing
Em
on some other shit
Am
I tell her that I'm bout to
go get up and hitched
Bm
She starts to let out tears
and has a fucking fit
Em
What happens when I wanna
Am
just console her
Em
And tell her that she messed up
D#m
Em
what we had and now I'm older
Am
And yeah, I'm not as broke,
but I know her dude was a broker
So the market messed him up,
you placed your cards and got a joker
Em
What happens then?
Am
I want revenge
Em
Em
I wanna make her body
twist back and bend
Am
I feel like letting out my frustration
for the time she told me
I wouldn't make it and that we had to end
Em
I wanna make her scream
out my government
Em
I'll make her say the Pledge of Allegiance
if I get up in it
Am
You think it's dumb?
I know it's dumb as shit
But this is what can happen
when someone commits
Tell me you ready
The Happening
Sha Stimuli
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