The Greatest Armed Robbery In History chords by Brian Stoltz

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Intro 1

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Stuck in this desert land,
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my lonely heart burns
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Slowly realize I'm here
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defending Halliburton
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I  make 800 bucks a month,
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my wife has gone astray
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While mercenaries bill us
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for about a grand a day
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Privatize the sys tem,
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let's go rob the bank
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Mission accomplished,
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boys, let's give thanks
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Oh, it ain't no mystery
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It was the greatest armed
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rivalry in history
Wrapped up in red, white and blue
Speak big words of might
Like bring them on, let's smoke them all
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Want it  dead or alive
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Marching to the future
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With raging fighters on
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In the eyes of the world
Become a new world power on
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So, feel for the system
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Let's hold up the bank
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With guns and bombs
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Oh, let's rob them with a tank
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It ain't no mystery
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It was the greatest armed
robbery in history
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With smoking mirrors,
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a bait -and -switch
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The rivals pulled our hides,
come off without a hitch
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The lines were rampant,
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the whole thing counterfeit
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The deep and high places try to look legit
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Mornin' by the graveside
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of goodwill and common sense
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As they wave their little flags
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made in Chinese labor camps
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Hoodwinked and bamboozled,
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our hips deep in the ground
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We'll see if right -wing
Jesus can turn his mess around
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So, health of the system,
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let's go rob the bank
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Mission accomplished,
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boys, let's give thanks
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Well, it ain't no mystery
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It was the greatest armed
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robbery in  history
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The greatest armed rivalry
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in
history
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On health of the sys tem
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Let's go rob the bank
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Best  share in the commons, boy
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Let's get it banked
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You
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