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The Fine Print easy guitar chords by 
King Geedorah
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Verse 1
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Render unto Geedorah what
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is Geedorah's
Tend to when he seizure through
a beaker and a tweezers
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Read the fine print and be like,
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"What's the big deal?"
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Spun wheels- of- steel since
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broke wheel Big Wheel
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Back when it was greasy S- curl,
now it's easy dread
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Had a rhyme on how they used
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to tease him 'bout his peasy head
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Yes- yes- y'all to the beat,
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have a ball or Avacore
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Have it your way, grab his straw,
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Jabberjaw
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Since two tone Lee's,
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these new phonies is boney hoes
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Lonely like
Verse 2
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cheese and baloney only
I could've broke my "sacro-
philly- ac" (sacroiliac)
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Silly grind, Billy Jack, illy
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nine milli black
Listen to it go "bang!" Through
and through a Kangol
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A strange combination of a king
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who use slang flow
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Two- thirds slow, one- third amazing
Wonder words, fine sponsor of this
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Thunderbird occasion
And have an iller rhyme,
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Bbaug
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at least by Miller Time
Collect the skrilla and geese
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with a killer dime
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Met her out in Killa Queens,
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originally she from the Philippines
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I love the way she fill her jeans
Still a teen, and made for
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strange bedfellows
Okay, so it's head to
elbows for shell- toes
Uh- oh, heads up! There she blows
A whole load of Head & Shoulders,
and who care where she goes
Let the music take control
Just don't let the evildoers abuse it
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and use it to take your soul
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It's like putting fire to fake gold,
it turn colors
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And get
Verse 3
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duller than a bake
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roll with no butter
Verse 4
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C
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The shutter of a cake hole
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Who break drakes 'til it get old
and flake mold
Cornball, have 'em seeing white stars,
I warned y'all
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Like getting hit with a bottle of Mo'
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from Sean Paul
(He not white) ... Oh,
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he mad light though
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Either which way,
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they not ready for the lightning show
And can't scandalize mine
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You could ask a swine who can't stand
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s when I shine
Geedorah the professor,
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add a question to the lessons
He suggest you get a full assessment
instead of guessing
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It's too stressing,
did he stutter like rookie yes- men?
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Or did he just bring the butter,
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like the cookie chessmen
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This just in: they ain't
even worth the worry
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Lying
Verse 5
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on their first birth and couldn't
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even hurt a Smurfberry
Verse 6
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Hear ye, hear ye! How dare ye
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Go up against the king who do
his thing tri- yearly?
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They're too carefree with
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their mouths around here
Off with his head,
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and display it at Town Square
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On top a seven- feet spike,
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make sure it's on tight
In light of when the peasants throw
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stones with all their might
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Skull get smashed for week s
'Til vulture beaks eats the last
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meat off your cheeks
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Maybe then they'll know
the right words to speak
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Out loud, at home, in the world,
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or in the streets
It's no escape, just in case
All the kings' mens and
'em decides to go apes
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The most slick- talking of burly guys
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Get caught and boiled in oil like curly fries
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Even those that's Mr. Furley's
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size that earned the fate
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Could all get
Verse 7
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burned
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at the stake
Send word to his closest kins,
that for his sins
We claim his throne,
his providence, and its citizens
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In the name of King
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Geedorah! ...
Outro 1
Don't make him catch a seizure ...
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