The Day My Pad Went Mad chords by The Massed Carnaby Street John Cooper Clarkes

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Hi,  (D major) Sheena Easton here.
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 (F sharp minor) For a long  (F sharp major) time I've been a great  (D major) fan
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of that  (E minor) mar vellous poet from Manchester,
John Cooper Clarke,
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 (D major) and I've got with me here today
the mass John Cooper
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 (G flat minor) Clarke's of  (E major) Carderby Street,
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 (B flat minor) and  (G flat major) we're going to do  (G flat minor) one of the great
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 (G flat major) man's finest  (D major) works,
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 (A major) The Day  (E minor) My Pad Went Mad.  (E major) 
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 (D major) I  was ankle -deep in human waste,
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the toi (E major) lets had been clogged.
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Marabon  (E minor) jelly all  (D major) over the place,
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I  (E major) don't even  (D major) have a dog.
The man upstairs,
he grips my arm
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saying,  (E major) don't I know your dad?
All I could hear were fire alarms
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the day  (D major) my pad  (E major) went mad.
The kitchen had been ransacked,
ski trails in the hall.
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A  (D major) chicken had been  (E major) dam -sacked
and thrown against the wall.
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In  (D major) walks the dumb waiter
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with a  (E major) ballpoint pen and pad,
Saying, how do you want
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 (D major) this alligat (E major) or?
The day my pad went mad.
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 (D major) The hamster had been slaughtered,
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the parrot  (E major) bound and gagged.
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The gur (D major) dog had been  (E major) sorted out
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and absolutely  (D major) shagged.
The goldfish drowned
and the cat was found,
kicked around and stabbed.
The radio did not make a sound
the day my pad went mad.
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Yesterday I had the place re (E major) wired
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and I slung out  (D major) all of my junk.
A tumble dryer won two by
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and a telephone now defunct.
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I peeped through  (E major) the Venetian
blinds
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and the rain  (D major) fell down so sad.
On the broken home I left behind
the day my pad went mad.