The Customer Is Always Right chords by Fish Karma
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Intro 1
(A minor) (D minor) (A minor)
(D minor)
Verse 1
Oh (D minor) my (D major)
(A minor) God, (D minor) I could see them through (A minor) the (D minor) window,
a mess of (A minor) undifferen (D minor) ti ated (D major) flesh, (A minor) press (D major) ing
their faces (A minor) up against the (D minor) glass,
(D major) leav (A minor) ing greasy imprints (D major) of their skin, (A minor) with slackene (D major) d
jaws an (A minor) d spit -flecked lips (D major) driv (D minor) en by (A minor) de sires
they can't (D major) un derstand to (A minor) consume with mouth
(D minor) oozy an (D major) d gustle (A minor) disposable (D major) products that have
(A minor) shelf -lifes of a (D major) thousand years (A minor) scuttling
like roaches (D major) un der the (A minor) bright lights they're
customers and they're al (D major) ways (A minor) right
The customer (G major) (C major) is (G major) right (D major)
The customer (G major) is (C major) always
(G major) (D major) (A minor) (D major) (A minor) (D major)
(A minor) They
pour (D major) in like (A minor) a plague (D major)
When the doors finally (A minor) open (D minor) (D major)
Blood filled (D minor) bag (A minor) s of in
(D minor) satiable (D major) needs
(A minor) Spreading through (D major) the aisles
like ill (A minor) -bred sheep
In (D major) perfect
Pavlovian (A minor) lock (D major) step
Scratch (A minor) ing themselves (D major) and
goggling (A minor) in wonder
Offer (D major) ing opinion (A minor) s in loud nasal (D major) voices
(A minor) They don't (D major) know what they want, (A minor)
but they know (D major) how to get (A minor) it
Standing at the counter with their
mouths open (D major) wide (A minor)
They're customers,
and they're always right
The (G major) customer is (C major) (G major) right (D major)
The custom (G major) er is (C major) always
(G major) (D major) (A minor) (D minor) (A minor) (D major) (A minor) (D major) (A minor)
The men (D minor) don't
(A minor) own wal (D minor) lets for some (D major) un godly (A minor) reas (D minor) on
So they keep all (D major) their money (A minor)
in (D minor) roll -up (D major) balls
(A minor) In the bottom (D major) of their pockets
(A minor) So the coin (D major) s stick togeth
(A minor) er and the (D major) lint congeals
(A minor) And the bills (D major) get slimy with (A minor) sweat
And begin to molder (D major) and decay
(A minor) And the whole (D major) fetid mess
is (A minor) worse than anything
the (D major) heretofore (A minor) you've ever
smelled (D major) in (D minor) your life. (A minor)
They're (D major) customers,
(A minor) and they're always (D major) right. (A minor)
The (G major) customer is (C major) (G major) right. (D major)
The custom (G major) er is (C major) always. (G major)
(D major) (A minor) (D major) (A minor) (D major) (A minor) (D major) (A minor)
(D major) Women pour
(A minor) over coupons (D major) that expired in (A minor) 86 (D major)
(D minor) and dump (D major) the con (D minor) tents of
their (A minor) purses on the (D major) counter
in a (A minor) feverish search (D major) for an
extra (A minor) three pennies
scrabbling (D major) through (A minor) endless
piles of (D major) wadded up
Kleenex
(A minor) with lipstick print (D minor) s,
old lot (A minor) tery tickets and con (D major) traceptives
press (A minor) on nails and chewing gum (D major) an
(A minor) d other unspeak (D major) able debris
while (A minor) the day slowly
(D major) changes to (A minor) night
they're (D major) customers an (A minor) d
they're always right
the (G major) customer is (C major) (G major) right (D major)
The customer (G major) is (C major) always (G major)
(D major) (A minor) (D major) (A minor) The
chil (D major) dren
treat (A minor) and (D major) howl
In a (D minor) pitch known
(A minor) only to dogs
(D major) And (D minor) run amuck (A minor) through the store
(D major) knocking (A minor) things off the (D major) shelves
Dressing cam (A minor) ouflage and
(D minor) T -shirts
with (A minor) corporate (D minor) logos
(A minor) The paramil (D minor) itary skill (A minor) s
learned from intermin (D minor) able (A minor) hours
in (D minor) front of (D major) their
Ninten (A minor) do sets,
(D minor) standing (A minor) them in good stead as they kick,
and scratch, and hit, and bite
their customers, and they're always right.
The (G major) customer is (C major) (G major) right! (A minor)
The customer (G major) is (C major) al ways... (G major) (A minor)
(D major)
(D minor) (A minor)
You
The Customer Is Always Right
Fish Karma
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