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The Critic chords by 
Toby Keith
N/A•
Intro 1
G
Bm
C
D
G
Bm
C
D
G
C
C#dim
D
Verse 1
D
Tell it like it is
G
D
Bm
D
He gets up real early on
C
D
his mornin' drive
G
Bm
D
Down to the office for his 9 to 5
G
He drives a 94, 2 ton,
D
C#dim
D
economy car
Loves to tell the local bands down
G
at the bar that he's the critic
Bm
D
Yea,
Verse 2
C
C#dim
I can hook you up,
D
I know everybody, in the business
Verse 3
G
D
Bm
He flunked ju nior high band
D
he couldn't march in time
G
He tried to write a song once,
C
D
he couldn't make it rhyme
G
D
He went two or three chords
C
D
on a pawn shop guitar
He just never quite had what it took to be a star,
A
G
so he's a critic
Verse 4
C
I work for the gazette
C#dim
D
man I got a real job
Verse 5
C
He did a 5- star column on
G
a band he never heard
D
He did a bluegrass review
G
C
G
about an un kind word
C
He thought it was time to
G
ask his boss for a raise
Em
A
Em
His boss said I can't even tell if any
A
D
body's even readin' your page
Yeah
G
Bm
C
Verse 6
D
Em
D
Bm
So he thought
D
And he thought a little more
Verse 7
G
D
Bm
D
He caught a young hot star
headin' into town
G
Bm
And then he hid behind his typewriter
C
D
and gunned the boy down
G
D
C
Here come the letters, the e- mails,
C#dim
D
Bm
A
G
the faxes, they raised him to 20,000 dollars after taxes
Verse 8
C
D
G
He's a happy critic
D
C
D
He's rollin in the dough
G
Man I could do this forever
Bm
C
D
This is easy everybody's
G
readin' my column
Verse 9
C
Please don't tell my mom,
D
Bm
G
C
that I write the music column for the gazette
D
G
She still thinks I play piano down
C
D
G
at the cathouse
Verse 10
C
Let's get funky with this now boys
D
G
Play it on out
Verse 11
C
D
G
C
Come on Shannon
D
G
C
D
There's ole biff jumpin' in
G
?? Is layin' it down
C
D
G
C
Come on Shannon
D
G
C
D
G
C
Aww yea, my man Steve
D
G
Man my fingers are gettin'
tired
Y'all gonna have to hurry
C
D
This snappin' thing
G
Wearin' me out
C
D
Verse 12
G
C
D
Hello Shannon
G
C
Guess he's on coffee
D
break man
G
C
D
They're gonna love you 'cause
G
C
D
they already love me
(Yeah)
Verse 13
G
It's the critic
Outro 1
C
D
G
C
D
G
C
D
G
C
D
G
Bm
C
D
G
C
D
G
C
D
G
D
C
D
G
C
Eb
D
G
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