The Critic chords by Toby Keith
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Intro 1
(G major) (B minor) (C major) (D major) (G major) (B minor) (C major) (D major)
(G major) (C major)
(C sharpdim) (D major)
Verse 1
Tell it like it is (D major)
He gets (G major) up (D major) real (B minor) early (D major) on
his (C major) morn (D major) in' drive
Down (G major) to the (B minor) office for his (D major) 9 to 5
He drives a (G major) 94, 2 ton,
economy (D major) car (C sharpdim) (D major)
Loves to tell the local bands down
at the bar that he's the (G major) critic
(B minor) Yea, (D major)
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Verse 2
(C major) I can hook you up (C sharpdim) ,
I know (D major) everybody, in the business
Verse 3
He flunked (G major) ju nior (D major) high band (B minor)
he couldn't (D major) march in time
He tried to write a song (G major) once,
he (C major) couldn't make (D major) it rhyme
He went (G major) two or three (D major) chords
on a pawn (C major) shop (D major) guitar
He just never quite had what it took to be a star,
so (A major) he's a crit (G major) ic
Verse 4
I work (C major) for the gazette
man (C sharpdim) I (D major) got a real job
Verse 5
He did a (C major) 5- star column on
a (G major) band he never heard
(D major) He did a bluegrass review
about an (G major) un kind (C major) word (G major)
He (C major) thought it was time to
ask his (G major) boss for a raise
His (E minor) boss (A major) said I can (E minor) 't even tell if any
body's (A major) even (D major) readin' your page
Yeah
(G major) (B minor) (C major)
Verse 6
(D major)
So he (E minor) thought (D major) (B minor)
And he (D major) thought a little more
Verse 7
He (G major) caught a (D major) young (B minor) hot star (D major)
headin' into town
And then he (G major) hid behind his (B minor) typewriter
and (C major) gunned the (D major) boy down
(G major) Here come (D major) the letter (C major) s, the e- mails,
the (C sharpdim) faxes, they (D major) raised him to 20,000 dollars af (B minor) ter taxes (A major) (G major)
Verse 8
He's a happy critic (C major) (D major) (G major)
He's rollin in the dough (D major) (C major) (D major)
Man I (G major) could do this forever
This is (B minor) easy (C major) (D major) everybody's
readin' my column (G major)
Verse 9
Please don't tell my (C major) mom,
(D major) that I write the music colum (B minor) n for the (G major) gazette (C major)
(D major) She still thinks (G major) I play piano down
at (C major) (D major) the (G major) cathouse
Verse 10
Let's get funky with this now (C major) boys
Play (D major) it on out (G major)
Verse 11
(C major) Come on Shannon (D major) (G major) (C major)
There's (D major) ole biff jumpin' in (G major) (C major) (D major)
?? Is layin' (G major) it down
(C major) Come on Shannon (D major) (G major) (C major)
(D major) Aww yea, (G major) my man (C major) Steve (D major) (G major) (C major)
(D major) Man my finger (G major) s are gettin'
tired
Y'all gonna have to hurry
(C major) This snappin' (D major) thing
(G major) Wearin' me out
(C major) (D major)
Verse 12
(G major)
Hello Shannon (C major) (D major)
(G major) Guess he's on cof (C major) fee
break man (D major)
They're gonna (G major) love you (C major) (D major) 'cause
they already (G major) love me (C major) (D major)
(Yeah)
Verse 13
It's (G major) the critic
Outro 1
(C major) (D major) (G major) (C major) (D major) (G major)
(C major) (D major) (G major) (C major) (D major) (G major) (B minor)
(C major) (D major) (G major) (C major) (D major) (G major)
(C major) (D major) (G major) (D major) (C major) (D major) (G major)
(C major) (E flat major) (D major) (G major)
The Critic
Toby Keith
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