The Corner Comedian chords by The Panhandlers

SimplifiedAm · F · G · E

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Intro 1

The lady stopped in front of me

Verse 1
G 
Waiting for the light to turn
F 
green
She’ll barely even look at me
E 
She locks her doors 8 feet away

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Verse 2

When the wind’s low I juggle

Most the time I just dance

I guess I gave up my pride a long

Long time ago, man

Verse 3
Am 
The locals will say hello to me now
G 
Even named me the corner comedian
F 
I’ll write a joke on cardboard
E 
The punchline is me gettin
Am 
to eat again

Verse 4
G 
Yesterday was pretty good
F 
Day before, not so bad
I’ve actually saved seventeen dollars
E 
F 
Might just take me a nap
Am 
G 
F 
E 

Verse 5
Am 
I got this harmonica at goodwill
G 
F 
An old standby key of A
75 cents, hell of a deal
E 
I still stole it anyway

Verse 6
Am 
Saturday mornings, I play the blues
G 
People love that kind of music
when they’re moseying through
F 
Gives their bored kids
something to do
E 
And they can brag at church the next day

Verse 7

Sundays can actually be pretty great

They chuckle when I pass a collection plate

I make sure to say God Bless You

Little do they know, I stole that too

Verse 8

Not sure if it’s curiosity

Or a sense of moral superiority

They ask if I spend the money on booze

Ha what I drink, I’d say that term is

Interlude 1

loose

Verse 9
G 
I will say the game sure has changed
Used to be a lie when
they didn’t have cash
F 
You should see how genuine they look
E 
Hell I feel bad to even ask

Verse 10
Am 
I wish I could talk more
G 
But it’s getting to be dark
F 
I got a long day of work tomorrow
E 
And I still gotta walk back to
F 
the park