The Christmas Party chords by Yogi Yorgesson
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Intro 1
(C major) (F major) (B flat major)
(G major) (C major) (F major)
Verse 1
Down at the factory where (B flat major)
I (G major) work,
at (C major) every Christmas party (F major) we all go berserk.
At the Christmas parties they
(B flat major) serve free (G major) beer,
(C major) and I'm still in the doghouse
from the (F major) one last year.
Running the switchboard this (B flat major) old Miss (G major) Lee,
all (C major) through the year this old
maid she ain't (F major) nice to me.
But at the parties her (B flat major) eyes just (G major) snap,
and (C major) I don't dare sit down
cause she clamps (F major) on my lap.
(G major) Our boss is old Lee (C major) Bergerson,
(G major) all year long this old
guy he don't (C major) have (F major) no (C major) fun.
(G major) But at the parties he has a (C major) ball,
(G major) chasing secretaries up (C major) and down the hall.
(F major) We got a salesman who (B flat major) sings (G major) so loud,
you (C major) hear his (G major) voice (C major) above the
shouting (F major) of the crowd. (C major)
(F major) He sings so loud at what he's
(B flat major) pointed toward,
(G major) he (C major) blows potato chips right
off the (F major) smorgasbord.
The boss starts the party (C major) off
with a speech on good (F major) will.
He says he loves (G major) us. Ja, (C major) we are his pals.
Then when he's through talking,
he shows what he means
by (F major) trying to kiss all the gals.
(G minor) The (G major) men (D minor) are all laughing
and pouring out beer.
(G major) I know some of (C major) these guys are delighted,
(F major) cause Christmas (C major) parties are
(F major) just for the help,
(G major) and the wives (F major) are never invited. (C major)
Then we exchange silly presents,
and the fat guys get girdles.
(G major) They put (D minor) them on
and (C major) dance around and wiggle.
And when some of the girls
open their presents
they scream,
and their faces get red and they giggle.
Old Miss Lee,
who al (F major) ways yumps on my lap,
(D minor) She (F major) keeps following (G major) me around,
and sometimes she (C major) tries to sit on my lap,
and I ain't even sitting down.
(F major) Mr. Hanson, (C major) the salesman,
(G major) he never (A major) stops singing.
All evening his (C major) loud voice is (A major) blaring.
He stands (C major) by the smorgasbord shouting,
(B major) silent night,
(E major) with his mouth (C major) full of pickle (A major) hearing.
The boss chases Miss Swanson
around the water, too, there.
(G major) She's the one we (C major) call Jane (E major) Russell,
for short.
All (C major) the fellows hope the boss don't ever catch her,
cause watching her run is great sport.
I always start to go
home around midnight,
but I never get home until (F major) four.
The little woman comes
out on the porch
to meet me.
Holy Moses, this dreamboat (A major) soar.
She whoops and hollers
about the (F major) lipstick on my face,
(G major) and I always feel like a dime.
(F major) But I (C major) never miss the (G minor) Christmas party at the office,
Cause we (F major) sure have a (C major) dandy good time
Now (F major) this year if you plan to celeb (B flat major) rate
(C major) Be careful of that lipstick (F major)
and don't get home late
And while your gang is having (B flat major) fun
(G major) I'd (C major) like to just say
Merry Christmas every (F major) one
(C major) (F major)
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