Key: A minor
Verse 1
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Whatever happened to
the chainsaw juggler,
And how did you learn to kiss like that,
It's not polite to talk
when your mouth is full
But it's quite okay to love your mom
as long as you don't get
Everybody!
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-dee -dee -dee -dee -dee
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La -da -dum -da -dee -dee -dee
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-dee -dee -dee -dee
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-dee -dee -dee -dee -dee
with this song
Cross my heart, yes
Stick a finger in my eye, no!
I've slept with your sister
Your mom and your dad
Oh, rub -a -dub -dub, three men in a tub
And Jack Sprat could eat no fat
Everybody!
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wrong with this song
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I just don't know what it could be
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something wrong with this song
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Who's off? Drums?
Acoustic guitar?
Not me, man.
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That was bass, wasn't it?
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Aw, crap.
Are we ready? Here we go!
Whatever happened to
the Chainsaw Juggler?
I heard he died and nobody cried
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Oh well, when in Rome
Non compulsmentis persona non grata
E per visionem, if two air is human
Oh, a Buddhist, a Muslim,
a nun, and a Jew
It suddenly popped, no,
they prayed as it dropped
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It proves that God hates us all, everybody!
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-dee -dee -dee -dee -dee -dee
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La -da -dum -da -dee -dee -dee
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-dee -dee -dee -dee -dee
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There's something wrong with this song
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And as the wise man stood atop the hill
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Naked and disgusting
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and dirty and naked
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He shouted down to the angry
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villagers far below
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He said, you may have won the battle
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But I'm blue, I'm out of ammunition
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He said,
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life isn't a bowl of cherries
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It's... it's...
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He said, it's not the size that counts
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It's the woman that counts the size
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He said, you can't sue yourself
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for writing an unauthorized autobiography
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He said, if at first you don't succeed
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Well, then maybe you're
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He said, it's not whether you win or lose
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It's whether I win or lose
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He said, don't throw the baby out
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with the bathwater
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Unless it's floating face down
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He said, if you can't beat him,
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He said, you can tell a lot about a guy
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by how he strangles you
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And lastly, he said, fight for peace,
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make love not war
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Unless you love to kill, right?
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And as they storm the mountain
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and kick him to death
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He said, one more thing, he said, oh!
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Yeah, stop kicking me!
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That is a bad day!
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Fuck you! You fuck my ass!
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Go!
And as the Martian sat and waved from his driver's
seat window of his hovering Martian spaceship
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on his way back to Jupiter,
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and stop this goddamn song.
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But we couldn't.
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Because we still didn't know!
Whatever happened to the
Chainsaw Juggler?
I heard he died,
but nobody cried.
Well, that sure makes sense,
he was loved by his fans.
Nobody knows, they found him alone
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wrong with this song
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I just don't know what it could be
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As la -da -dum -de -de -de -de
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-de -de -de -de -de
with this
Something wrong with this
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Something wrong with this song
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