The Blank Husband Epidemic
The Blank Husband Epidemic

The Blank Husband Epidemic easy guitar chords by Of Montreal

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Fret 2

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Capo

  • Eb

    6

  • Ab

    4

  • G

  • D

  • Bm

    2

  • A

  • F#

    2

  • B

    2

  • Abm

    4

  • F

  • Em

  • C#dim

    4

  • F#sus4

    2

  • C

  • Dm

  • Bbm

  • Dbdim

    4

  • Gb

    2

  • Eb

    6

  • Ab

    4

  • G

  • D

  • Bm

    2

  • A

  • F#

    2

  • B

    2

  • Abm

    4

  • F

  • Em

  • C#dim

    4

  • F#sus4

    2

  • C

  • Dm

  • Bbm

  • Dbdim

    4

  • Gb

    2
    • Intro 1


    My 
    Verse 1
    Auntie 
    Eleanor 

    had 
    a very 
    unhappy 
    husband 

    Who 
    hated 
    his 
    job 

    and hated 
    his 
    life 

    So 
    he wanted 
    to drive 
    his tan 
    Chevy 

    Off 
    of 
    a 
    bridge 
    because 
    he 
    hated 
    his 
    car 

    And 
    he 
    hated 
    his 
    life 

    Verse 2
    He 
    couldn't 
    si
    lence 
    the 
    ever 

    present 
    thought 

    â??I'm doing 
    all 
    I 
    can 
    yet 
    I'm 
    an 

    unsuc
    cessful 
    manâ?? 

    And his 
    heart 
    was 
    blank 

    Don't 
    we 
    know 
    what 
    blank 

    people 
    are 
    good 
    for 

    Interlude 1
    What 
    they 
    are 
    good 
    for? 


    My 
    Verse 3
    Auntie 
    Eleanor 
    had 
    a very 

    unhappy 
    husband 

    Who 
    just 
    couldn't 
    es
    cape 

    or 
    catch 
    a 
    break 

    So 
    he wanted 
    to ride 

    his 
    bike 

    Blindfolded 
    into 
    traffic 

    Cause 
    he 
    hated 
    his 
    bike 

    and 
    he 
    hated 
    his 
    life 

    His 
    heart 
    was consumed 
    with 
    guilt 

    From 
    the knowledge 
    he 
    had not 

    Become 
    a successful 
    man 

    He 
    was 
    an 
    un
    suc
    cessful 
    man 

    And 
    his 
    heart 
    was 
    blank 

    Don't 
    we 
    know 
    what 
    blank 

    people 
    are 
    good 
    for 

    What 
    they 
    are 
    good 
    for? 

    Verse 4

    Till 
    one 
    day 
    my 
    Auntie 

    introduced 
    him 

    To 
    her 
    friend 

    named 
    Gwendoline 

    And 
    she 
    must 
    have 
    made 

    a stunning 
    first 
    im
    pression 

    Because 
    he 
    left 
    my 
    Auntie 

    And 
    never 
    came 
    back 
    again 

    leaving 
    with 
    Gwendoline 

    But 
    my 
    Auntie 
    didn't 
    care 

    She 
    knew 
    she 
    could find 

    Another 
    blank 
    husband 
    anywhere 

    By 
    God 
    they're 
    every
    where 

    Verse 5

    My 
    Auntie 
    Eleanor 
    had 

    a very 
    unhappy 
    husband 


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