The Air Conditioner Song chords by David Ferguson

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Verse 1
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Oh,  (D major) the sound of the thing is not a ring.
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It's  (G major) more like a pleasant  (A major) purr.  (D major) 
And the only sound I hear at night
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is the sound  (E major) of my purring air  (A major) conditioner.
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Oh, the  (D major) air is pure and dehumidified,
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 (G major) thermostatically controlled.  (A major) 
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 (D major) Now I  (G major) have no desire to  (D major) perspire,
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that's  (E major) how pro (A major) gress goes.  (D major) 
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But  (A major) the sound of their singing thrilled  (D major) me,
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as  (G major) distantly but clearly  (D major) it rang,  (A major)  (D major)  (A major) 
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though I  (G major) never saw their  (D major) faces
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and never  (E major) knew their names.
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 (A major) But the  (D major) gentle breeze
brought sweet dreams
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Of sweethearts  (A major) that I never saw  (D major) 
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Who sang,  (G major) are my  (D major) sunshine
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In  (G major) Newport,  (A major) Arkansas  (D major) you