That's Your Funeral chords by Lionel Bart, Various
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Verse 1
(A minor) (F sharpdim) (Bsus4) He's (B major) a
(E minor) born undertaker's mute,
I can see him in his black (B major) silk suit.
(Cdim) Following behind the funer
(B major) al procession,
with his (E minor) features fixed
(C major) in a suitable ex (E minor) pression.
There'll be horses with tall black plumes,
to escort us to the family (F sharp minor) tomb (B major) s.
(Cdim) With moaners (B major) in all corners,
who've been taught to
(C major) weep (B major) in (C major) tune. (E minor) (B major)
Then (E minor) a coffin lined with satin,
(B major) that's your funeral,
(E minor) large enough to wear your hat in (C major) ,
(B major) that's your funer (E minor) al,
(B major) we're just here to glamorize (E minor) you
for (B major) that endless sleep. (E minor)
You might (F sharpdim) just (A minor) (F sharpdim) as
(E minor) well look fetching
when (C major) you're six feet (B major) deep,
at (E minor) the wake we'll drink
Cut hardy to (C major) the body, (E minor) beautiful
That's (C major) (F sharpdim) your funeral,
(B major) (E minor) not (C major) our funeral
That's (B major) your (C major) fu neral (E minor) (C major) (E minor)
(C major) If you're (E minor) fond of overeating
(C major) That's (B major) your funeral
That's (E minor) your funeral
Starve yourself by under -eating
(C major) That's (B major) your funeral
That's (E minor) my funeral
Visu (C major) (Cdim) alize (C major) the earth (E minor)
descending on (B major) you
Clod by clod (E minor)
You (C major) can (F sharpdim) 't come back
when (E minor) you're buried
underneath (F sharp major) the (B major) sod.
(E minor) We will not reduce our prices.
(C major) Keep your (Cdim) vices (C major) usu (E minor) al.
That's (F sharpdim) your (Cdim) fu neral,
(E minor) not our (C major) funeral.
(Cdim) That's (B major) your funeral. (E minor) (C major)
I don't think this (E minor) song is funny.
(B major) That's your funeral.
That's (E minor) your funeral.
Here's the boy,
now where's the money?
(C major) That's (B major) your funeral.
That's (E minor) your funeral!
We (Cdim) don't harbour (C major) thought (E minor) s macabre,
there's (B major) no need to (E minor) frown.
In (F sharpdim) the end we'll (E minor) either burn you (C major) up
(D major) or (C major) nail you down. (B major)
We love (E minor) coughs and wheezes
and diseases (C major) called incur (E minor) able.
That's (B major) your funeral!
No one else's funeral.
That's (B major) your (Cdim) funeral! (B major)
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