Teenage Caligula chords by Justin Warfield

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Em
G
D
B
Bbm
Fm
E
A
Gbm
Ebm
C
C#
Db
Eb
C#m
D#m
Gaug

Verse 1
Em 
 (E minor) 
Welcome. I am
Eugene,
Wizard of
G 
Muse.  (G major) 
Em 
D 
 (E minor) Come with me to our universe of love,  (D major) 
Em 
 (E minor) beauty, and
Em 
Another funky thing  (E minor) 
D 
Caligula  (D major) 
Em 
 (E minor) Uh, yeah, here we go, come on
B 
D 
B 
Bbm 
Uh,  (B major) yeah  (D major)  (B major)  (B flat minor) 
Em 
Fm 
 (E minor) Teen (F minor) age
B 
Caligu (B major) la
Em 
Uh, yeah  (E minor) 
Caligula
E 
One  (E major) more time
B 
A 
Gbm 
 (B major) Uh, yeah  (A major)  (G flat minor) 
E 
 (E major) Teenage
Caligula
Ebm 
 (E flat minor) Well  here we go from beginning
C 
E 
I  (C major) click on a fella, rub  (E major) bolts in a bowl
C# 
Hot  (C sharp major) but ter like a roll
E 
Roll up a tongue and the diction's  (E major) clear
Em 
E 
C# 
I  (E minor) persevere,  (E major) stand  (C sharp major) firm like a rear
Ebm 
Db 
En (E flat minor) d     of the  (D flat major) rhyme,
Em 
comes after the fi (E minor) nale
Db 
Not here to waste time,  (D flat major) never dilly -dally
Eb 
Polly  (E flat major) wanna pop from the beast pipe,
E 
 (E major) please
Em 
E 
It's  (E minor) the cool  (E major) blowin'
C#m 
D#m 
smoke  (C sharp minor) rings in the  (D sharp minor) trees
E 
Db 
Can (E major) 't feel  (D flat major) busy on the mic
cause
I'm drippin'
Em 
 (E minor) Walk
T -flats with the lips, now
Db 
I'm  (D flat major) livin'
Eb 
Lean to the  (E flat major) side,
Em 
wish I  (E minor) had a new ride
Keep smokin' that crack
Db 
and your brain gets  (D flat major) fried
Em 
Take no shots, never  (E minor) make no snorts
Whip like a horse and go hoots
Db 
down without much  (D flat major) boots
Eb 
Just kid (E flat major) din', it's like an epidemic
Em 
Eb 
Ebm 
I'll  (E minor) stay healthy,  (E flat major) work  (E flat minor) out   calisthenics
Db 
Ditch  (D flat major) some steel,
Eb 
eatin' food that's  (E flat major) real
Em 
Wear  (E minor) a cap when I nap,
Ebm 
won't slip a port  (E flat minor) -a -peel
Gbm 
Db 
You  (G flat minor) don't like ba (D flat major) nana,
Em 
 (E minor) those hammers in a dinner
You'll end up at a slammer
Db 
if you  (D flat major) cycle the bandana
Eb 
Db 
So  (E flat major) come  (D flat major) on,
we got to make more fly moves
E 
Ebm 
 (E major) Positive with the  (E flat minor) help  of sly
grooves
Eb 
 (E flat major) Jinglehammer,
Gbm 
Em 
Ebm 
 (G flat minor) Schmidt, and the  (E minor) two cents  (E flat minor) dip   dance
Em 
 (E minor) Do  -si -do,
Ebm 
Db 
 (E flat minor) Vic  (D flat major) still flanced it
Watch
Van
Sam, that's
Gus, not
Jean
Em 
Db 
Car (E minor) amel custard,  (D flat major) something called flan
My pen name's
Kool and my tattoo's bold
E 
Dance  (E major) for the heavens,
Db 
singin'  (D flat major) songs of old
Gbm 
Em 
Get new  (G flat minor) shoes if your  (E minor) toe pops out
If your record sells, cry,
Db 
if it  (D flat major) plops, then shout
Do your backwards moves,
E 
your due was  (E major) back
Db 
Come quick with a dip and a  (D flat major) dive,
B 
don't  (B major) slack
Mescaline maze,
Gbm 
E 
eatin'  (G flat minor) lunch in the  (E major) nude
Em 
E 
Db 
Send  (E minor) a   peach  (E major) shake to my  (D flat major) beat,
Nicky
Just a cool pro and a tangent
C 
Em 
Run  (C major) on,  (E minor) keep with the flow,
E 
Gaug 
here we  (E major) go, so come on  (Gaug) 
Yeah, come on
Em 
D 
Em 
Here we  (E minor) go, yeah  (D major)  (E minor) 
Come on
B 
Here we go, here we go now  (B major) 
Come on, yeah
E 
Keep it coming,  (E major) yeah
Em 
B 
 (E minor) One  (B major) more time
C# 
E 
Em 
And we out  (C sharp major)  (E major)  (E minor) 
Db 
Db 
E 
 (D flat major) Caligula!  (D flat major)  (E major) 
Db 
E 
 (D flat major)  (E major) 
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