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Tedious Day Job Rescue Me Me Universe easy guitar chords by 
The Pocket Gods
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Intro 1
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A man walks down
Verse 1
the street,
he says, why am I soft in the middle now?
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Why am I soft in the middle?
The rest of my life is so hard.
I need a photo opportunity,
I want a shot of redemption.
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Don't want to end up a cartoon
in a cartoon graveyard.
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Bone digger, bone digger,
dogs in the moonlight
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Far away, my well -lit door
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Mr. Beer belly, beer belly
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Get these mutts away from me,
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you know I don't find
this stuff amusing anymore
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If you be my bodyguard
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I can be your long
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-lost pal
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I can call you Betty Betty, when you call me,
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you can call me Al
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A man walks down the street,
he says, why am I short of attention,
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got a short little span of attention,
and oh my nights are so long,
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where's my wife and family,
what if I die here,
who'll be my role model,
now that my role model is gone, gone,
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he ducked back down the al ley
with some roly -poly little
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bat -faced girl.
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All along, along there were
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incidents and accidents
There were hints and allegations
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If you would be my bodyguard
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I can be your long lost pal
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I can call you daddy
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And daddy when you call me
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You can call me out
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You call me out
Interlude 1
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Man walks
Verse 2
down the street,
it's a street in a strange world
Maybe it's the third world,
maybe it's his first time around
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Doesn't speak language,
holds no currency
He is a foreign man,
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he is surrounded by the sound, sound
Cattle in the marketplace,
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scatterlings and orphanages
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He looks around, around,
he sees angels in the architecture
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Spinning in infinity,
he says amen
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Hallelujah, if you'd be my bodyguard
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I can be your long lost
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pal
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I can call you Betty Betty
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when you call me
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Call me, yeah
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Call me
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Na -na -n a -na
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Na -na -na -na
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Na -na -na -na
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Na -n a -n a -na
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I know it's not but always for know it's but I'm
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you
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If you'll be my bodyguard,
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I can call you bae
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If you'll be my bodyguard,
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I can call you bae
Outro 1
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