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Teddy Picker chords by
Arctic Monkeys
Arctic Monkeys

2007Rock
4.9 (9)
Intro 1
Am
Am
Am
Am

E
E
Am
Am

Verse 1
Am

They've sped up to the point

where they provoke

The punchline before they have told the joke
Am

Plenty of desperation to be seen

Staring at the television screen
Am

They've sped up to the point

where they provoke you to tell the fucking

punchline before you have told the joke
Am

Well sorry, sunshine, it doesn't exist

It wasn't in the Top one hundred list
Chorus 1
F

And it's the thousandth time
E

that it's even bolder
Am

Don't be surprised when you get bent over
F
E

They told ya, but you were dying for it
Eb
Eb

Interlude 1
Am

Saw it and she grabbed it, 

 and it wasn't what it seemed
Am

The kids all dream of making it,

whatever that means
Verse 2
Am

An- other variation on a theme

A tangle on the television and the magazine
Am

D'you reckon that they do it for a joke?

D'you reckon that they make 'em take an oath
Am

That says that we are defenders
Am

Of any poseur or professional

pretender around
Chorus 2
F

When did your list
E

replace the twist and turn
Am

Like a fist replaced the kiss?
F

Don't concern us with your bollocks,
E

I don't want your prayer

Save it for the morning
Solo 1
Am
Am
Am
Am

(af- ter)
Am
Am
Am
Am

Am
Am
Am
Am

E
E
Am
Am

Chorus 3
F

And it's the thousandth time
E

that it's even bolder
Am

Don't be surprised when you get bent over
F

They told ya,
E
Am

but you were gagging for it
F

Let's have a game on the teddy picker
E

Not quick enough, can I have it quicker?
Am

Already thick and you're getting thicker
F

Let's have a game on the teddy picker
E

Not quick enough, can I have it quicker?
Am
Eb

Already thick and you're getting thicker
Outro 1
Am

Presum ing that all things are equal
E

Who'd want to be men of the people
Am

When there's people like you

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  • F

  • Eb

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