Matthew, think what it would mean
if I could talk to the animals.
chatting to a chimp in Chimpanzee.
Imagine talking to a tiger,
Oh, what a neat achievement
If we could talk to the animals,
maybe take an animal degree.
I'd study elephant and eagle,
alligator, guinea pig and flea.
and I would curse in fluent kangaroo.
can you speak rhinoceros,
I'd say, of course, of course.
think of the amazing repartee.
If I could walk with the animals,
grunt and squeak and squawk
and they could talk to me.
If I consulted with quadrupeds,
Or maybe lunch with two or three lions,
If I spoke slang to orangutans,
on earth could plainly see.
Discussing Eastern art and dramas with
that's a big step forward, you'll agree.
I'd learn to speak in antelope and turtle.
My Pekingese would be extremely good.
If I were asked to sing in Hippopotamus,
If I could par ley with Pachyderms,
worthy of Hans Andersen or Grimm.
A man who walks with the animals,
squawks with the animals.
Polynesia, just think of it,
and they could talk them to me.