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Takin' Retards to the Zoo chords by
The Dead Milkmen
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Key: C major•
Verse 1
C
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It's a boring day,
C
C

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I've got nothing to do
D
D

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Except to get a load of retards and
C
C

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drive 'em to the zoo
Verse 2
C
C

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Oh, oh, oh,
F
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C

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takin' retards to the zoo!

Oh, oh, oh,
Dm
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takin' retards to the zoo!
Verse 3
C
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Load 'em on a bus just for laughs
D
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Down a winding road,

stepping on the gas

Down a winding road,
C
C

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D
D

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just daydreaming
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C

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Down a winding road with

the retards screaming
Verse 4
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C

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F
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C

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Oh, oh, oh, takin' retards to the zoo!
D
D

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Oh, oh, oh, takin' retards to the zoo!
Verse 5
Dm
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One of them is blowing a big spit bubble

Slam on the brakes at the

first sign of trouble

Head- on collision, bodies everywhere
C
C

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Head- on collision, retards beware
F
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Oh, oh, oh, takin' retards to the zoo!
Verse 6

Oh, oh, oh,

takin' retards
Dm
Dm

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to the zoo!
Am
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An acoustic guitar head with tuning pegs

Tuning:Standard Open Tuner
Chords

  • C

  • D

  • F

  • Dm

  • Am

Capo: 0

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Frequently asked questions

The original key of Takin' Retards to the Zoo by The Dead Milkmen is C major.

The primary chords used in Takin' Retards to the Zoo are C, D, F, Dm, Am.

No capo is required for this song.

Yes, this version uses open chords like C, D, F, Dm, making it a great song for beginner guitarists.

The tempo of Takin' Retards to the Zoo is approximately 122 beats per minute.

You can easily change the key of Takin' Retards to the Zoo using our Transpose button located in the toolbar. This will automatically update all chord diagrams on the page to match your new key.

Yes! Click the Print icon to generate a clean, one-page version of the chords and lyrics for Takin' Retards to the Zoo. This is perfect for practicing offline or adding to a physical songbook.

Yes, we have integrated a Mini-Tuner directly on this page. Use it to quickly check your string pitch (Standard Tuning: E A D G B E) before you start playing along with The Dead Milkmen.

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