Takin' Retards to the Zoo
Takin' Retards to the Zoo

Takin' Retards to the Zoo easy guitar chords by The Dead Milkmen

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    • Verse 1
    It's a 
    boring 
    day, 

    I've got 
    nothing 
    to do 

    Except 
    to 
    get a 
    load of 
    retards 
    and 

    drive 
    'em to the zoo 

    Verse 2
    Oh, oh, oh, 

    takin' 
    re
    tards 
    to the 
    zoo! 

    Oh, oh, oh, 

    takin' 
    retards 
    to 
    the 
    zoo! 

    Verse 3
    Load 'em 
    on 
    a bus 
    just 
    for laughs 

    Down a 
    winding 
    road, 

    stepping 
    on 
    the gas 

    Down 
    a winding 
    road, 

    just 
    day
    dreaming 

    Down 
    a winding 
    road 
    with 

    the retards 
    screaming 

    Verse 4
    Oh, 
    oh, oh, 
    takin' 
    re
    tards to 
    the 
    zoo! 

    Oh, oh, 
    oh, 
    takin' 
    retards 
    to 
    the zoo! 

    Verse 5
    One of 
    them is 
    blowing 
    a 
    big 
    spit 
    bubble 

    Slam 
    on the 
    brakes 
    at the 

    first 
    sign 
    of trouble 

    Head- 
    on 
    collision, 
    bodies 
    everywhere 

    Head- 
    on collision, 
    retards 
    beware 

    Oh, oh, oh, 
    takin' 
    retards 
    to the 
    zoo! 

    Verse 6
    Oh, oh, oh, 

    takin' 
    retards 

    to the 
    zoo! 


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