Stupid Marriage chords by The Specials

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Verse 1
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Court in session (oy, oy, oy!)
What do you mean 'oy
oy oy,' me say court in session!
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Order
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My name is Judge Roughneck
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And I will not tolerate any dis
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obedience in my courtroom
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Rude boy, you have been
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brought in front of me
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And charged with smashing
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this woman's window
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A 
Before I sentence you
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What have you got to say
in your defense?
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A 

Verse 2
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A 
I was walking down the street one night
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When I saw her silhouette
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A 
in her bathroom light
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Her way of life may be nothing to hide
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With her frosted glass shattered,
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A 
curtains open wide

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Verse 3

Naked woman, naked man

Where did you get that nice suntan?

You live in a castle built of sand

Naked woman, naked man

Verse 4

Naked from your bath,

you go naked to your bed (oh, sure?)

But I can't stop the hatred

running through my head

Verse 5
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Silence in court
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D 
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D 
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D 
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D 
Order
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Rude boy, you have led me to believe
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that you was going out with a girl
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And she left you and married someone else
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So you got drunk,
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and smashed up your ex-girlfriend's property
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property
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I have come to one conclusion
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That is to sentence you to five
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months in prison
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Before they take you down to the cells
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What have you got to say for yourself?

Verse 6
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He wanted to be something but
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A 
she knows he never will
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She's got him where she wanted
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and forgot to take her pill
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And he thinks that she'll be happy
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A 
when she's hanging out the nappies
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If that's a happy marriage I'd
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prefer to be unhappy

Verse 7

Married woman, married man

Where did you get that family plan?

Mrs. Ewe and Mr. Ram

Where did you get that lovely lamb?

Verse 8
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Naked woman,
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naked man (silence in my courtroom)
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Where did you get that nice sun tan?
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(order in my courtroom)
Naked woman, naked man (I will
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have order in my coutroom)
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Where did you get that nice
sun tan? (hush up!)
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G 
Naked woman, naked man
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F 
Where did you get that nice
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sun tan? (hush up!)
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Naked woman, naked man
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F 
Where did you get that nice
C 
sun tan? (hush up!)
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Naked woman, naked man
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F 
Where did you get that nice
C 
sun tan? (hush up!)
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Naked woman, naked man
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F 
Where did you get that nice
C 
sun tan? (order!)
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Naked woman, naked man
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F 
Where did you get that nice sun tan?
C 
(orderin my courtroom!)
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Naked woman, naked man
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F 
Where did you get that nice sun tan?
Naked woman, naked man
Where did you get that nice
sun tan? (take him away!)