Stud chords by Eric Bogosian

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Verse 1
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Sometimes when I'm in a bar
having a drink with some fellas,
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one will make an idle com ment
G 
like, how does that guy do it?
He always gets the girls.
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I remain quiet when I hear such remarks.
G 
F#m 
I like to keep a low profile
G 
regarding my extracurricular activities.
I don't need to advertise.
I know what I've got.
Oh, I'm not so good looking.
I was athletic when I was younger,
but I'm no Mr. Universe.
Medium height, medium weight.
Never really excelled at anything.
Certainly not school.
As far as my job goes,
they can all fuck themselves.
You know something?
I don't give a shit.
Because I've got what every guy
and every woman wants.
All the looks, brains,
money in the world can't buy it.
I'm endowed.
I've got a long, thick,
well -shaped prick.
The kind girls die for.
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You're laughing.
G 
So what? Fuck you.
Facts are facts.
I go down some bar in Wall Street
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around 6 o 'clock
and they all come.
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G 
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The guys with their expensive Italian shoes,
their health club bodies,
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trying to compensate.
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Ladies, smart, fresh, pretty.
G 
Especially like the ones with
the big bow ties
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and the Adidas  sneakers.
I pick out the prettiest one in the room,
we start talking about this or that.
I act like I'm gonna buy her a drink
and I just look her in the eyes and I say
Let's get the hell out of here
Two hours later.
I'm in some strange bedroom
blowing smoke rings at the ceiling
They love to tell me about their boyfriends
and their husbands
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What wonderful men they are?
So nice so gentle
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so dependable so boring
G 
They love to tell
me what a wonderful cock
I've got so big, so hard,
so unlike anything they've got at home.
They love to beg for more.
I love to give it to them.
Ever see a girl cry
because she's so happy?
Ever have someone tear your clothes off
because they just can't wait?
Ever see a woman faint
because she's had such an
intense orgasm?
I have.
I know what you're all thinking.
You're thinking this guy,
he's got nothing over me.
He's lonely.
He's obsessed.
He's got no love in his life.
Don't tell me about love.
I've got love.
I save the choices
for daily use that's love
Right.
I got all the others too.
I see some girl walking down
the street
like the way her pants fit bingo.
She's mine
Some get scared after a while
go back to their boyfriends.
That's okay with me.
I understand.
It's a lot to handle
Some get addicted.
I get rid of them, too
One girl told me she gonna jump off
a bridge.
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She can have me all to herself
G 
It's way it goes I guess
Most of the time they're very cool about it,
very cool about it,
stop whatever they're doing,
whatever they're doing.
I give them a call.
A couple of times girls stop screwing their
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boyfriends
when I gave them a ring.
G 
See they understand,
this kind of quantity and quality
is in limited supply.
Let's face it, let's be honest now.
Sex is what everybody's basically
interested in.
Great sex with great looking,
great fucks.
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there are only so many to go around.
I am one. used to feel sorry for other people,
used to feel guilty.
It's like I'm living in the color movie,
everybody else living in black and white.
But I thought to myself, hell,
somebody's got to live out
the dream.
Somebody's got to have it all.
Might as well be me.