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Stuart easy guitar chords by The Dead Milkmen
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Guitar
Tuning
E A D G B E
Capo
Fret 3
Capo
Transpose
0
Capo
D
A
G
Bm
F#
F
C
D
A
G
Bm
F#
F
C
Verse 1
You
know what,
Stuart,
I
LIKE
YOU.
You're not
like
the other
People,
here,
in the trailer
park.
Verse 2
Oh, don't
go get
me
wrong.
They're fine
people,
they're
Good
Americans.
But
they're
con
tent
to
sit
back,
maybe
Watch
a little
Mork and
Mindy
on
channel
57, maybe
kick
Back
a
cool,
Coors 16-ouncer. They're
good,
fine
people,
Stu
art.
But
they
don't
know
... what
the
queers
are
doing
To
the soil!
Verse 3
You
know that
Jonny
Wurster kid, the
kid
that delivers
papers
In
the
neighborhood.
He's
a foreign
kid.
Some
of
the neighbors
Say
he smokes
crack,
but
I
don't
believe
it.
Verse 4
Anyway,
for
his tenth
birthday,
all
he
wanted was
a Burrow
Owl.
Kept
bugging
his
old man.
"Dad,
get
me
a
burrow
owl.
I'll
never
Ask for
anything
else
as long
as I
live."
So the
guy
Breaks
down
and buys
him a burrow
owl.
Anyway,
Verse 5
10:30, the
other
night,
I go
out
in my
yard,
and there's
The
Wurster kid,
look
ing
up in the
tree.
I say,
"What
are
You looking
for?"
He says
"I'm looking
for my
bur
row
owl."
I say,
"Jump
ing
Jesus
on
a
Pogo Stick.
Everybody
knows
The
burrow
owl
lives.
In
a hole.
In
the ground.
Why
the hell
do you
Think they
call
it
a burrow
owl,
anyway?"
Now
Stuart,
do
you
Think a
kid
like
that
is
going
to know
what
the queer
s are
Doing
to the soil?
Verse 6
I
first
became
aware
of
this
about
ten
years
ago,
the summer
My
oldest
boy,
Bill
Jr.
died.
You
know that
carnival
comes
into
Town
every
year?
Well this
year
they
came
through
with a ride
Called The
Mix
er.
The man
said,
"Keep
your
head,
and
arm
s,
in
side
The Mixer
at all
times."
But
Bill
Jr,
he
was
a
DAAAREDEVIL, just
Like his
old
man.
He was
lean
ing out
saying
"Hey every
body,
Look
at me!
Look
at me!"
Pow!
He
was
de
capitated!
They
found
His
head
over
by
the snow
cone
concession.
Verse 7
A
few
days after
that,
I open
up
the mail.
And there's
a pamphlet
In there.
From
Pueblo,
Colorado,
and
it's
addressed
to
Bill,
Jr.
And
it's entitled,
"Do
you
know
what the
queers
are
do
ing
to our
Verse 8
Soil?"
Now,
Stuart,
if you
look
at
the soil
around
any
large
US
city,
There's
a big
unde
ground homosexual
population.
Des
Moines,
Iowa,
For
an example.
Look at the soil
around
Des Moines,
Stu
art.
You can't
build
on
it; you
can't
grow
anything
in it.
The
gov
ernment
Says
it's due
to poor
farm
ing.
But
I know
what's
really
going
on,
Stuart.
I
know
it's the
queers.
They're
in it
with the
aliens.
They're
building
landing
strips
for
gay
Mar
tians,
I
swear
to
God.
Verse 9
You know
what,
Stuart,
I
like
you.
You're
not
like the
other
People,
here
in this
trailer
park.
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