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Key: F major•
Verse 1
D
D

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You know what, Stuart,
A
A

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G
G

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A

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I LIKE YOU. You're not like the other
D
D

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People, here, in the trailer park.
Verse 2
A
A

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Oh, don't go get me wrong. They're fine people,

they're
G
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Bm
Bm
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Good Americans. But they're con tent to sit back,
G
G

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maybe
D
D

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F#
F#
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Watch a little Mork and Mindy on
Bm
Bm
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channel 57, maybe kick
F#
F#
2

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Bm
Bm
2

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G
G

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D
D

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Back a cool, Coors 16-ouncer. They're good,

fine people,
F#
F#
2

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Bm
Bm
2

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G
G

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Stu art. But they don't know
D
D

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... what the queers are doing

To the soil!
A
A

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Verse 3
D
D

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You know that Jonny Wurster kid, the

kid that delivers papers
A
A

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In the neighborhood. He's a foreign
G
G

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A
A

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kid. Some of the neighbors
D
D

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Say he smokes crack,

but I don't believe it.
Verse 4
A
A

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Anyway, for his tenth birthday,
G
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all he wanted was a Burrow Owl.
Bm
Bm
2

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G
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D
D

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Kept bugging his old man. "Dad,
F#
F#
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Bm
Bm
2

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get me a burrow owl. I'll never
G
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D
D

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Ask for anything else as long
F#
F#
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Bm
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as I live." So the guy
G
G

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Breaks down and buys
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him a burrow owl.
F#
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Anyway,
Verse 5
Bm
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D
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10:30, the other night,

I go out in my yard, and there's
A
A

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The Wurster kid, looking up in the tree. I say,

"What are

You looking for?" He says
F
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"I'm looking for my burrow owl."
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F
F

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I say, "Jumping Jesus on a
C
C

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Pogo Stick. Everybody knows
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F

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C

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The burrow owl lives. In a hole. In
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F

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the ground. Why the hell do you
C
C

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Think they call it a burrow owl,
G
G

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anyway?" Now Stuart, do you

Think a kid like that is going to know
D
D

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what the queers are

Doing to the soil?
Verse 6
A
A

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G

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I first became aware of this about ten years ago,
A
A

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the summer
D
D

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My oldest boy,

Bill Jr. died. You know that carnival comes into
A
A

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Town every year? Well this year they
G
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came through with a ride
Bm
Bm
2

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G
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Called The Mixer. The man said,
D
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F#
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Bm
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"Keep your head, and arms, inside
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The Mixer at all times." But Bill Jr,
Bm
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G
G

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he was a DAAAREDEVIL, just
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D

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F#
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Bm
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Like his old man. He was leaning out
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saying "Hey everybody,
D
D

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Look at me! Look at me!" Pow! He
A
A

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was decapitated! They found
F
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His head over by the snow
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cone concession.
Verse 7
C
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A few days after that,
F
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I open up the mail. And there's a pamphlet
F
F

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In there. From Pueblo, Colorado,
C
C

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and it's addressed to Bill, Jr.
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And it's entitled,
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"Do you know what the queers are doing to our
Verse 8

Soil?"
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G

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D
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Now, Stuart, if you look at the soil

around any large US city,
A
A

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G

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There's a big undeground homosexual
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D
D

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population. Des Moines, Iowa,

For an example. Look at the soil around Des Moines,
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A

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Stuart.
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You can't build on it; you can't grow
Bm
Bm
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anything in it. The gov ernment
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D
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Says it's due to poor farming. But
F#
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Bm
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I know what's really going on,
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D
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Stuart. I know it's the queers.
F#
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Bm
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They're in it with the aliens.
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F#
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Bm
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G
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They're building landing strips for gay Martians,
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I swear to

God.
Verse 9
A
A

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You know what, Stuart,

I like you. You're not like the other
D
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People, here in this trailer park.

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An acoustic guitar head with tuning pegs

Tuning:Standard Open Tuner
Chords

  • D

  • A

  • G

  • Bm

    2

  • F#

    2

  • F

  • C

Capo: 3

Transpose: 0

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The original key of Stuart by The Dead Milkmen is F major.

The primary chords used in Stuart are F, C, Bb, Dm, A, Ab.

To play in the original key, place your capo on the 3 fret.

Yes, this version uses open chords like F, C, Bb, Dm, making it a great song for beginner guitarists.

The tempo of Stuart is approximately 130 beats per minute.

You can easily change the key of Stuart using our Transpose button located in the toolbar. This will automatically update all chord diagrams on the page to match your new key.

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