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Verse 1
(D major) You know what, Stuart,
I LIKE (A major) YOU. You're not (G major) like the other (A major)
People, here, (D major) in the trailer park.
Verse 2
Oh, don't go get me wrong. (A major) They're fine people,
they're
Good (G major) Americans. (A major) But they're (B minor) con tent to sit back,
(G major) maybe
(D major) Watch a little Mork and (F sharp major) Mindy on
(B minor) channel (G major) 57, maybe (D major) kick
Back a cool, (F sharp major) (B minor) Coors 16-ouncer. They're (G major) (D major) good,
fine people,
(F sharp major) Stu art. (B minor) But they don't know (G major)
(D major) ... what the queers are doing
To the soil!
(A major)
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Verse 3
(D major) You know that Jonny Wurster kid, the
kid that delivers papers
In the (A major) neighborhood. He's a foreign
(G major) kid. (A major) Some of the neighbors
Say (D major) he smokes crack,
but I don't believe it.
Verse 4
Anyway, (A major) for his tenth birthday,
all (G major) he wanted was (A major) a Burrow Owl.
(B minor) Kept bugging his old man. (G major) (D major) "Dad,
get me a (F sharp major) burrow (B minor) owl. I'll never
(G major) Ask for anything (D major) else as long
(F sharp major) as I live." So the (B minor) guy
Breaks down and buys (G major)
him a burrow owl. (D major)
(F sharp major) Anyway,
Verse 5
(B minor) (G major) 10:30, the other (D major) night,
I go out in my yard, and there's
The Wurster kid, (A major) looking up in the tree. I say,
"What are
You looking for?" He says
"I'm looking for my bur (F major) row owl."
(G major) I say, "Jump (C major) ing Jesus on (F major) a
Pogo Stick. Everybody (C major) knows
The burrow owl (F major) lives. In a hole. (C major) In
the ground. Why the hell (F major) do you
Think they call it a burrow (C major) owl,
anyway?" Now Stuart, (G major) do you
Think a kid like that is going to know
what the queer (D major) s are
Doing to the soil?
Verse 6
I first became aware (A major) of this about ten years (G major) ago,
(A major) the summer
My oldest (D major) boy,
Bill Jr. died. You know that carnival comes into
(A major) Town every year? Well this year they
(G major) came through (A major) with a ride
Called The Mix (B minor) er. The man said, (G major)
"Keep (D major) your head, and arm (F sharp major) s, in (B minor) side
The Mixer at all (G major) times." (D major) But Bill Jr,
he (B minor) was a (G major) DAAAREDEVIL, just
(D major) Like his old man. (F sharp major) He was lean (B minor) ing out
saying "Hey every (G major) body,
(D major) Look at me! Look at me!" Pow! He
was de (A major) capitated! They found
His head over by the snow (F major)
cone (G major) concession.
Verse 7
(C major) A few days after that,
(F major) I open up the mail. And there's (C major) a pamphlet
In there. From Pueblo, (F major) Colorado,
and it's (C major) addressed to Bill, Jr.
And (F major) it's entitled,
"Do you know (C major) what the queers are do (G major) ing to our
Verse 8
Soil?"
(G major) Now, Stuart, if you (D major) look at the soil
around any large US city,
There's a big (A major) unde (G major) ground homosexual
(A major) population. Des (D major) Moines, Iowa,
For an example. Look at the soil around Des Moines,
(A major) Stuart.
You can't build on (G major) it; you can't (A major) grow
anything in it. The (B minor) gov ernment
Says it's due (G major) to poor farm (D major) ing. But
(F sharp major) I know what's (B minor) really going on,
Stuart. (G major) I (D major) know it's the queers.
(F sharp major) They're (B minor) in it with the aliens.
(G major) They're (D major) building landing (F sharp major) strips for gay (B minor) Mar (G major) tians,
(D major) I swear to
God.
Verse 9
You know what, Stuart, (A major)
I like you. You're not like the other
People, (D major) here in this trailer park.
Stuart
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