Key: F major
Verse 1
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I LIKE YOU. You're not like the other
Verse 2
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Oh, don't go get me wrong. They're fine people,
they're
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Good Americans. But they're con tent to sit back,
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Watch a little Mork and Mindy on
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channel 57, maybe kick
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Back a cool, Coors 16-ouncer. They're good,
fine people,
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Stuart. But they don't know
To the soil!
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Verse 3
kid that delivers papers
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kid. Some of the neighbors
but I don't believe it.
Verse 4
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all he wanted was a Burrow Owl.
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Kept bugging his old man. "Dad,
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get me a burrow owl. I'll never
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Ask for anything else as long
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as I live." So the guy
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Anyway,
Verse 5
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10:30, the other night,
I go out in my yard, and there's
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The Wurster kid, looking up in the tree. I say,
"What are
You looking for?" He says
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I say, "Jumping Jesus on a
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The burrow owl lives. In a hole. In
Think a kid like that is going to know
Doing to the soil?
Verse 6
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I first became aware of this about ten years ago,
Bill Jr. died. You know that carnival comes into
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came through with a ride
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Called The Mixer. The man said,
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"Keep your head, and arms, inside
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The Mixer at all times." But Bill Jr,
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he was a DAAAREDEVIL, just
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Like his old man. He was leaning out
Verse 7
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I open up the mail. And there's a pamphlet
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"Do you know what the queers are doing to our
Verse 8
Soil?"
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Now, Stuart, if you look at the soil
around any large US city,
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There's a big undeground homosexual
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population. Des Moines, Iowa,
For an example. Look at the soil around Des Moines,
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You can't build on it; you can't grow
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Says it's due to poor farming. But
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I know what's really going on,
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Stuart. I know it's the queers.
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They're in it with the aliens.
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They're building landing strips for gay Martians,
God.
Verse 9
I like you. You're not like the other
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