Story of a Jester chords by Brother Blake

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C
Gsus4
G
F
Dm
Em
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Gm

Verse 1
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Gsus4 
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C 
I was
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a twisted little baby
G 
when I came out the womb
C 
I stabbed my doctor with a needle
just to get him out the womb
Am 
As a boy I had no friends,
G 
they all thought I was crazy
C 
I sent a nurse and home on fire
cause I thought they were lazy
Adopted every single cat fed,
F 
G 
I couldn't miss it
C 
Even set the microwave on high
and said goodbye kitties
F 
Am 
And then my parents threw me out,
C 
then my parents threw me out,
then my parents threw me out,
Am 
C 
G 
C 
what the fuck is that about?
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C 
G 
Dm 
I said, fuck this shit, I'm gonna be a jester,
C 
I don't need this shit,
Am 
Dm 
C 
I think I'll be a demon jester
Dm 
F 
Ah, fi  nally made it,
Harvard School of Gestures,
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F 
Em 
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Em 
C 
the air, the trees,
G 
Dm 
it's so clean,
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I fucking hate it, oh god, this is miserable,
C 
Bb 
C 
oh, this is terrible.
Am 
Kicked out of Harvard School of Gestures
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G 
on the very first day,
C 
he brought up Henry VIII,
And I said that Jolly Prick was a gay
Am 
Hopped up in the ride,
C 
G 
no destination per se
C 
Ran over every turtle that I could,
it made me feel great
Turned the radio on,
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heard some man call the freight
C 
I  drove my car off the cliff,
was it worth it to me?
Am 
At the bottom of the cliff,
C 
what I saw was life changing
Summoners, riftmen,
this place is amazing
Am 
Met a dude named Billy Yang,
C 
he was straight blazing
That this place was the shit,
I'm just paraphrasing
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Oh fuck yes!
C 
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C 
Man this place is the shit
G 
C 
I  can kill whoever I want
and I can get away with it
Am 
Oh fuck yes!
C 
G 
They even have some hijinks
C 
Tell the rest of the world
they can suck my...
Am 
Dick? What?
G 
I'm not afraid to say it
C 
We're all grownups here
We're old enough to have
YouTube accounts
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We should be old enough
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to say words like Dick.
Gm 
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C 
Fuck. Shit. Get over it.
Am 
This song's funny.