Stock Market Blues chords by Hank Williams Jr.

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Intro 1

Verse 1
C 
 (C major) Hey Charlie Snob,
could you make me some investments?
G 
I wanna get the hell outta  (G major) here
I’ve ordered my Mercedes
I wanna meet some classy ladies
And start drinkin’ champagne
C 
instead of  (C major) beer

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Verse 2

Now I don’t have much money

But we could work out something

I could send you twenty bucks a week

He said that’s not how it works

And just what is your net worth?

I said my net worth is what I got on me

Verse 3
Am 
C 
 (A minor) So  I  (C major) called up my mother in law
Told her about the ad I saw
G 
Guaranteeing a fortune to be made  (G major) 
I said I need a hundred thou
'Cause we have got to
jump in now
We’ll make a bunch and
C 
split it up two  (C major) ways

Verse 4
C 
So I  (C major) met her down at the bank
Grabbed the check and then I ran
F 
As fast as I could to the store  (F major) 
Now here’s all the money
C 
A 
So  (C major) pick some winner sunny  (A major) 
D 
G 
And  (D major) call me up when  (G major) we make
C 
the big  (C major) score

Verse 5
D 
 (D major) 
Well I saw it on the evening news
That stock market really had the blues
And when it closed it set
A 
an all time  (A major) low
I wondered where did I go wrong?
Why did this happen to me lord?
I’ve got to get that money back,
D 
you know?  (D major) 

Verse 6
D 
Well I  (D major) just sat there and wondered why
I was gonna buy low and sell it high
G 
But things sure didn’t work out that  (G major) way
I don’t know what I’m gonna do
D 
B 
And to  (D major) tell y’all the truth  (B major) 
E 
A 
I think  (E major) I’ve lost my  (A major) assets today
D 
E 
 (D major)  (E major) 

Verse 7
Hey broker man,
please don’t make no more investments
'Cause I would like to keep
B 
my shirt and pants  (B major) 
Cancel that Mercedes,
I’m goin’ back to the old lady
E 
In Little Rock instead of Paris,  (E major) France

Verse 8

No, I’ll never play that game again

I think y’all saw me comin’ friend

And I jumped right in like a big fool

Verse 9
A 
Oh I  (A major) thought I’d make some money
E 
C# 
But  (E major) it’s really kinda funny  (C sharp major) 
F# 
'Cause I  (F sharp major) borrowed all of
B 
E 
G 
 (B major) it from you know who  (E major)  (G major) 
E 
 (E major) Oh, I