Stock Market Blues chords by
Hank Williams Jr.

N/A

Simplified

Key: G major•

Intro 1

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Verse 1
C C 
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Hey Charlie Snob,
could you make me some investments?
G G 
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I wanna get the hell outta here
I’ve ordered my Mercedes
I wanna meet some classy ladies
And start drinkin’ champagne
C C 
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instead of beer

Verse 2
C C 
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Now I don’t have much money
But we could work out something
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I could send you twenty bucks a week
He said that’s not how it works
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A A 
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And just what is your net worth?
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G G 
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I said my net worth is what I got on me
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Verse 3
Am Am 
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C C 
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So  I called up my mother in law
Told her about the ad I saw
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Guaranteeing a fortune to be made
I said I need a hundred thou
'Cause we have got to
jump in now
We’ll make a bunch and
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split it up two ways

Verse 4
C C 
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So I met her down at the bank
Grabbed the check and then I ran
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As fast as I could to the store
Now here’s all the money
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A A 
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So pick some winner sunny
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G G 
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And call me up when we make
C C 
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the big score

Verse 5
D D 
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Well I saw it on the evening news
That stock market really had the blues
And when it closed it set
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an all time low
I wondered where did I go wrong?
Why did this happen to me lord?
I’ve got to get that money back,
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you know?

Verse 6
D D 
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Well I just sat there and wondered why
I was gonna buy low and sell it high
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But things sure didn’t work out that way
I don’t know what I’m gonna do
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B B 2
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And to tell y’all the truth
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A A 
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I think I’ve lost my assets today
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E E 
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Verse 7
Hey broker man,
please don’t make no more investments
'Cause I would like to keep
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my shirt and pants
Cancel that Mercedes,
I’m goin’ back to the old lady
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In Little Rock instead of Paris, France

Verse 8

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No, I’ll never play that game again

I think y’all saw me comin’ friend

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And I jumped right in like a big fool

Verse 9
A A 
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Oh I thought I’d make some money
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But it’s really kinda funny
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'Cause I borrowed all of
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E E 
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G G 
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it from you know who
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Oh, I