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Stiff And Ditched chords by 
Abscess
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Verse 1
Am
A
Am
A
Am
When I saw you in
that ditch
I knew you wanted me bad
your stiff broken body
stimulated my glands
C
threw you in a bag took you away with me
G5
Am
to a cheap motel at the end
of the street
A
Am
A
checked
Verse 2
Am
in
locked the door
had you be my sleazy whore
orally, anally, you gave me
D
everything for free
C
snuck you in cause I didnt
want to pay for two
G5
Am
what fun Im gonna
have with a girl like you
Bb
cockroaches skittering across
my back
Dm
D
as I infiltrated your bloated
Em
Am
crack
Verse 3
Am
found an old rubber on the soiled rug
drilled you, spilled it on
Bb
Am
your glaze eyed mug
C
G5
left you behind for anothers joy
Gm
Am
no guilt or emotion, just a hot sex toy
Bb
a job
Verse 4
well done deserves a generous tip
D5
D
left a twenty dollar bill on your stick
Em
Am
Bb
Dm
A
Am
y lip
Dm
Am
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