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Stand Up Comic chords by 
Ray Davies
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Intro 1
A
Em
A
Em
A
Em
A
Em
A
Em
Verse 1
G
Now I don't
Em
A
Em
mind if fifty thousand yobos pick me up
G
Em
Outside a football ground on
a Saturday afternoon
G
Em
I'll still come out fighting,
do you know why?
G
You've seen me on television,
Em
G
I'm the lowest common denominator
D
Em
And this is all about your culture,
G
D
Em
G
so welcome to jolly Ol' England
Bm
Em
G
D
I'm the stand up comic
Interlude 1
A
Em
Verse 2
Em
Bm
Jack the lad has become Oscar Wilde
Em
And the followers of style say,
Bm
"It's the latest thing"
A
And William Shakespeare is
the schmooze of the week
Em
Bm
And anyone who says different
Em
Bm
is a fuckin' antique
B
Bm
A
And Noel Coward has become very
Em
hard and the comic says
Bm
Em
"Bullocks" and everybody
Bm
A
laughs and that's that
Verse 3
A
Style, I mean, never was much,
B
never has been
G
D
But the little bit that was
A
Em
was all that we had
G
And the clown does a belch
A
Em
and we all belch back
Verse 4
And that's that
Em
Bm
Em
Bm
Jack the lad has become Fancy Dan
Em
And creating agro cul
Bm
Em
ture with a rub on tan
A
And all the tearaways, have
got savior faire
Em
Bm
And the working class hero's
Em
Bm
got a tinted hair
B
And a well spoken hero
A
from a yesteryear
Em
Walks out onto a stage and
they all shout
(Queer)
A
And that's that
Verse 5
A
Manners, I mean, never was much,
B
never has been
G
D
But the little bit that was
A
Em
was all that we had
G
D
And now the clown does a fart
A
Em
and we all fart back
And that's that
Verse 6
Em
D
Em
Stand up, stand up ,
G
A
can you hear me at the back?
G
D
A
All you white boys standing in a row
Em
D
Em
And the com ic shouts
G
A
and we all shout back
G
And the mob says,
D
A
"Follow", so we go
Verse 7
Em
D
Em
Stand up, stand up ,
G
A
can you hear me at the back?
G
D
A
All you white boys standing in a row
Em
D
Em
And the comic shouts
G
A
and we all shout back
G
D
And the mob says, "Follow",
A
Em
so we go and that's that
Verse 8
Em
Bm
Em
Bm
What do you think of it so far?
Em
Bm
Em
I knew you'd say that
You've been watching too
much television
Together now
Verse 9
Em
Bm
Jack the lad has become Oscar Wilde
Em
Bm
And the followers of style say
Em
Bm
Em
it's the latest thing
A
And William Shakespeare is
the schmooze of the week
Em
And anyone who says
different is an antique
Bm
B
Bm
A
And Noel Coward has become very odd and
Em
Bm
the comic says
Em
"Bollocks" and everybody
A
laughs and that's that
Verse 10
A
Style, I mean, never was much,
B
Bm
never has been
G
D
But the little bit that was
A
Em
was all that we had
G
D
And the clown does a belch
A
Em
and we all belch back
And that's that, all together now
Verse 11
Em
D
Em
Stand up, stand up ,
G
A
can you hear me at the back?
G
D
A
All you white boys standing in a row
Em
D
Em
And the com ic shouts
G
A
and we all shout back
G
D
A
And the mob says, "Follow", so we go
Verse 12
Em
D
Em
Stand up, stand up ,
G
A
can you hear me at the back?
G
D
A
All you white boys standing in a row
Em
D
Em
And the com ic shouts and
G
A
we all shout back
G
D
And the mob says, "Follow",
A
Em
A
Em
so we go and that's that
Verse 13
Em
Well, I'm going down the pub now,
you're welcome
Bm
Em
To join me if you like but
I know you won't
You've all been watching
too much television
Bm
Em
Well, I'll be in the public bar,
minding my own business
D
Bm
A
G
Em
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