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Stand Up Comic chords by
Ray Davies
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Key: E minor•
Intro 1
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Verse 1
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Now I don't
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mind if fifty thousand yobos pick me up
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Outside a football ground on

a Saturday afternoon
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I'll still come out fighting,

do you know why?
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You've seen me on television,
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I'm the lowest common denominator
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And this is all about your culture,
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so welcome to jolly Ol' England
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I'm the stand up comic
Interlude 1
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Verse 2
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Jack the lad has become Oscar Wilde
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And the followers of style say,
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"It's the latest thing"
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And William Shakespeare is

the schmooze of the week
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And anyone who says different
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is a fuckin' antique
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And Noel Coward has become very
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hard and the comic says
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"Bullocks" and everybody
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laughs and that's that
Verse 3
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Style, I mean, never was much,
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never has been
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But the little bit that was
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was all that we had
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And the clown does a belch
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and we all belch back
Verse 4

And that's that
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Jack the lad has become Fancy Dan
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And creating agro cul
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ture with a rub on tan
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And all the tearaways, have

got savior faire
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And the working class hero's
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got a tinted hair
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And a well spoken hero
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from a yesteryear
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Walks out onto a stage and

they all shout

(Queer)
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And that's that
Verse 5
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Manners, I mean, never was much,
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never has been
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But the little bit that was
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was all that we had
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And now the clown does a fart
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and we all fart back

And that's that
Verse 6
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Stand up, stand up ,
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can you hear me at the back?
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All you white boys standing in a row
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And the com ic shouts
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and we all shout back
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And the mob says,
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"Follow", so we go
Verse 7
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Stand up, stand up ,
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can you hear me at the back?
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All you white boys standing in a row
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And the comic shouts
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and we all shout back
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And the mob says, "Follow",
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so we go and that's that
Verse 8
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What do you think of it so far?
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I knew you'd say that

You've been watching too

much television

Together now
Verse 9
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Jack the lad has become Oscar Wilde
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And the followers of style say
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it's the latest thing
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And William Shakespeare is

the schmooze of the week
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And anyone who says

different is an antique
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And Noel Coward has become very odd and
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the comic says
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"Bollocks" and everybody
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laughs and that's that
Verse 10
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Style, I mean, never was much,
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never has been
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But the little bit that was
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was all that we had
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And the clown does a belch
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and we all belch back

And that's that, all together now
Verse 11
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Stand up, stand up ,
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can you hear me at the back?
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All you white boys standing in a row
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And the com ic shouts
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and we all shout back
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And the mob says, "Follow", so we go
Verse 12
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Stand up, stand up ,
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can you hear me at the back?
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All you white boys standing in a row
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And the com ic shouts and
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we all shout back
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And the mob says, "Follow",
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so we go and that's that
Verse 13

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Well, I'm going down the pub now,

you're welcome
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To join me if you like but

I know you won't

You've all been watching

too much television
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Well, I'll be in the public bar,

minding my own business
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The original key of Stand Up Comic by Ray Davies is E minor.

The primary chords used in Stand Up Comic are A, Em, G, D, Bm, B.

No capo is required for this song.

Yes, this version uses open chords like A, Em, G, D, making it a great song for beginner guitarists.

The tempo of Stand Up Comic is approximately 171 beats per minute.

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