It's so warm in this town
All this heat gets me down
I sure would like something cool
Do you really like my dress?
I must admit, it's rather old
Just right for all this heat
I save my furs for when it's cold
I'm the kind that drinks alone
This place is so terribly far from home.
simply sit and rest a while
I can't think of your name
I'll bet you couldn't imagine
But me, I one time had a house
I could not count them all
Oh, I know you'll think this is a lie,
but I had, fifteen, twenty foes
to take me to the ball, and I'll bet you couldn't picture me the time I went to Paris,
and the man I loved was big,
But today was so doggone hot
That always makes me feel kind of bad
Oh, wait, why am I acting