Key: Ab major•
Verse 1
please, David Mansfield.
Please welcome to the stage,
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Ab
Mr. Haim Tanenbaum.
And how are you?
I'm a hungry.
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Db
My back hurts.
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Ab
But you're wearing a tie.
Yeah, but it doesn't stop me
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Ab
going bald.
It's not like those...
That's how I am.
You? I'm fine. Fine.
I think my hair is beginning to look a little like Michael Bolton's,
don't you think?
Rather Bolton -esque.
Okay, we got some balding guys
up here for you now.
My hair grows out of my ears.
I hate that.
No, I didn't know that
was going to happen.
They don't tell you about that
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one.
You go to the barbershop
and you say,
take a little off the sides
and do the ears.
There's some nose hair in here.
Okay, that's enough scatological material.
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TunerE A D G B E
ChordsAb Abm Fm Db C...
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