Sock Monster chords by Glenn Bennett

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Verse 1
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All that was left was his boots.
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And he was never seen again.
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Oh boy, I hate these scary stories.
Hey Cookie,
how about some more beans?
Yeah man,
beans is all we ever eat around here.
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It's beans, beans, beans.
Don't be complaining.
Life's supposed to be tough out
here on the range.
Oh, come on.
Here, what about another story, Glenn?
Biff hasn't heard that one about,
you know...
You mean the monster?
But have you heard the news,
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what they're talking about?
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Well, two went in, but only one came out
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He's at it again, there's really no doubt
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The sock mon ster
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There's just one thing that's really no fair
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My ugly green socks are always still there
But he's got one of my fa
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vorite pair
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He's a million socks for more
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And he steals them in the nighttime
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like a fox
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Well he never takes the whole pair
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And he don't like underwear
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He's just got it in for all my favorite socks
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The sock mon ster
Would you cut it out?
I didn't do nothing! did!
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I'll stay up late in the corner, I'll hide
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I'll keep in watch, I'll keep my eyes wide
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He must be getting them from the inside
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The sock mon ster
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Well it's been going on since I can recall
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But he don't care, takes big ones and small
If we don't stop there'll be
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none left at all
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Sock Monster
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Well he lives somewhere I'm sure
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He's got a million socks or more
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And he steals any in the nighttime
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like a fox
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Well he never takes the whole pair
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And he don't like underwear
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He's just got it in for
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all my favorite socks
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Sock Mon ster
Have you heard the news,
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what they're talkin' about?
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Two went in, only one came out
He's at it again, there's
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really no doubt
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The Sock Mon ster
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The Sock Monster
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Yippee -yi -yay
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Yippee B -I -O  -O
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Soft monster in the dry er