There once lived a boy, or rather, a man,
who loved a young woman and hatched a great plan.
He thought he should share all his feelings inside,
those feelings he felt he should no longer hide.
So he hitched up his courage and ran to her side,
hoping to open his heart open wide.
But I was right there saying,
Oh, there's so many ways you
have not got this through.
Yes, you feel things for her .
What does she feel for you?
She may have big feelings for one
who is taller or richer or cooler.
So think this thing through,
You're a smart -seeming kid.
Keep a lid on this blaze.
You've not thought this through
Cause there's so many ways
If you're counting them now
you've no self -assurance
swimsical classics I wrote
And a girl on the go likes
And your boat just won't float at all
Take note, your boat won't float
Oh, there's so many ways you
Has she been to my place?
Have I been up her skirt?
You can't know, you can't know.
She will not tell you so.
So you'll go and imagine,
You'll concoct that her cooch
likes my coach there instead.
My deed does it deeper, in so many ways.
Pfizer supplies me with pills
But do what you want, fella
You love her and need her