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So Lame easy guitar chords by 
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Verse 1
C
Fm
I reckon you ain't familiar
with these here parts.
You know, there's a story behind
that there saloon.
Twenty years ago,
G
two outlaws
C
Fm
took this whole town over.
Sheriffs couldn't stop them.
Quickest damn gunslingers
C
I've ever seen.
Fm
Got murdered in cold blood.
That old saloon there was their little
F
home away from home.
Fm
C
They say the ghosts of bad news
F
C
still live in the tavern.
Fm
And on the quiet nights,
you can still hear the footsteps of Slim
C
Fm
C
Shady and Royce the Five -Nine.
Fm
I don't speak,
I float in the air wrapped in a sheet.
I'm not a real person,
C
I'm a ghost trapped in a beat.
I translate when my voice is read through
Fm
a seismograph and the noise is spread.
Picked up and transmitted
through Royce's head.
F
Fm
Trap him in his room,
C
Fm
possess him in Royce's bed.
Till the evilness flows through his blood
C
like poisonous lead.
Told him each one of his boys is dead.
Fm
I asked him to come to the dark side,
he made a choice and said
Fool hard, yo I done heard worse
We can get in two cars
and accelerated each other
to see which one'll swerve first
C
Two blind bandits, panic,
whose mental capacity holds that
Fm
of a globe on top of nine other planets
Kiss the cheek of the devil,
intelligence level is hellier than treble
Peaking on speakers in the ghetto,
C
dismissal
I'm not a fair man,
G
C
disgrace the race of an atheist
Intercepting missiles with my bare hands
like a patriot,
Fm
one track site without source
I buried a Christ corpse in my
past life
C
when the black knight mounted the white horse,
and stale the word
It's like the Nazis and the nation collaborate,
Fm
and attempting to take over the Earth
Cause this is what happens
when bad meets evil
And we at the trees
till we look like Vietnamese people
C
He's evil, and I'm bad like Steve Segal
I fought the law
Fm
cause I don't agree with police either
Shit, me neither
We ain't eager to be legal
So please leave me with the keys
C
to your Jeep Eagle
I breathe ether and three lethal amounts
Fm
While I stab myself in the knee
C
with a diseased needle
Fm
Releasing rays on anybody
in squeezing range
Cold enough to make the seasons
C
change
in the freezing rain
He's insane
G
C
No I'm not, I just want to shoot off
and I'm pissed off cause I can't
Fm
find a decent
The disaster addressed,
I'm bad enough to commit suicide
and survive long enough to kill
my soul after I'm dead
C
When in danger it's funny,
Fm
actually my flavor's
C
similar to a waiter
Fm
C
G
Cause I serve any stranger with money,
Fm
I spray a hundred men until
they joint chains
While slipping bullets
and point blank ranks
like they was punches
C
Fm
Piss on the flag and burn it, murder you
C
then come to your funeral service lobby
and strangle your body to
Fm
con firm it
Whippin' humid ass,
though it blows
Crackin' jaws with my fists
wrapped in gauze
Dipped in glue and glass,
C
I'm blazin' emcees
Fm
At the same time,
I'm mazin' emcees
C
Somehow, emcees ain't that
eyebrow raisin' to me
Fm
From all angles of us
Splashin' mag loud enough
to cast an avalanche
And bust a volcano's erupt
C
Hello? Ellie? Ayo,
what's up?
We're comin' to get you
Fm
What's up? They knew it's us!
I used to be a loud mouth
Remember me?
I'm the one who burned
your house down
C
Well, I'm out now
Fm
G
And this time, I'm comin' back
to blow your house up
C
And I ain't gon' leave you
Fm
with a window to jump out of
Give me two fat tabs and three screams
And you won't see me
like fat people in steam rooms
C
Fm
And when I go to hell
G
C
and I'm getting ready to leave
I'ma put air in a bag
Fm
and charge people to breathe
Cause this is what happens
when bad meets evil
And we hit the trees
till we look like Vietnamese people
C
He's evil and I'm bad
like Steve Seagal
Against peaceful,
Fm
see you in hell for the sequel
We'll be waiting, see you in hell
C
Wall Street, Boyz II 5 '9, Slim Shady,
Fm
see you in hell for the sequel,
C
Bad Meets Evil, what? Until next time.
Fm
And so, that's the story of
when Bad Meets Evil,
two of the most wanted
individuals in the county,
Made Jesse James and Billy the Kid
look like law -abiding citizens.
It's too bad they had to
go out the way they did.
Got shot in the back
coming out of that old saloon.
But their spirits still live on to this day.
Shh! Wait. Did y 'all hear that? You
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