Snoops The Lawyer chords by Beatrice Lillie

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 (E major)  (A major) I  know  (D major) a
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certain law (B minor) yer in a little town
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 (A major) who  (D major) got the name of Snoops
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 (B minor) for always snoop (A major) ing round.
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He  (B minor) was the most peculiar
man I've ever seen.
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 (A major) I'll give you  (D major) a description
of the man I mean.
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Snoops the lawyer never  (A major) wore a collar.
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 (D major) Snoops the lawyer charged
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an awful  (A major) price.
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Snoop's  (D major) lawyer nev (A major) er spent a dollar.
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 (G major) No one ever  (D major) took a bit of his
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advice.  (E major)  (A major)  (E major)  (A major) 
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A lady worth a  (B minor) million dollars
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said,  (A major) Dear me, I'd  (D major) like to marry,
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but  (B minor) I'm over 83.
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 (A major) She went to  (D major) Snoop's lawyer
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for his  (E major) sympathy.
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 (G major) He married her
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and took  (D major) the million for his fee.
Snoop's lawyer knew
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that she was  (A major) wealthy.
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Snoop's  (D major) lawyer hoped  (A major) she'd die,
of course.
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 (D major) Snoop's lawyer found her
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 (A major) very healthy.
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 (D major) Now he'd give a million
for a quick divorce.
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Ho, ho,  (E major) awfully good.  (A major)  (E major) 
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 (A major) A  (D major) lady lost a little dog
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she couldn't  (A major) trace.
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And  (D major) while she spoke,
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the  (B minor) tears were streaming  (A major) down her face.
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 (D major) Snoop's lawyer said,
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I'd like to  (B minor) take your case (A major) .
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In  (G major) fact, I'd like to  (D major) take the little
doggie's place.
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Whoops, the lawyer thought  (E major) he was a  (A major) devil.
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 (D major) Snoop's lawyer gave her arm a jog.
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 (A major) Snoop  (D major) Snoyer  (E major) wasn't on the  (A major) level.
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No  (G major) wonder all the  (D major) people called
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him Dirty Dog.  (E major)  (A major)  (D major) 
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 (E major)  (A major) 
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A  (D major) fellow was arrested only
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 (E major) yesterday.  (A major) 
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He stole  (D major) 11 bottles  (B minor) from
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a swell cafe.  (A major) 
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 (D major) But Snoop Snoyer laughed
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 (E major) right in the judge's face.
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 (A major) He  (G major) said, 11  (D major) bottles do
not make a case.
Excuse it, please.
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Snoops the lawyer's  (E major) cli
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ent's head is  (A major) swollen.
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 (D major) Snoops the lawyer did
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 (E major) n't get him fined.  (A major) 
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 (D major) Snoops  (G major) the lawyer drank  (E major) of
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what was  (A major) stolen
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because  (G major) he said that  (D major) justice
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always should be blind.  (A major) 