and I wait for that old inner bell
When I hear it chime to the table
I climb and stuff in a napkin and yell
Bring me some side meat and cabbage
And don't make the order too small
I don't eat tomatoes or Irish potatoes
Just side meat and cabbage that's all
I played my guitar at a fancy bazaar
and I sang till my taunts would wear red
and looked right at the butler and said
Give me some side meat and cabbage
and don't make the order too small
And if you ain't got none
just side meat and cabbage that's all
I took Jesse Mae to a roadside cafe
and the waiter showed up to our place
He said, will you dine on
and I stood up and yelled in his face
Gimme some side meat and cabbage
and don't make the order too small
There'll be no shellfishes
just side meat and cabbage, that's all
Now when we were wed to my Jessie I said,
you know you're the one I adore
there's only one thing I love more
Give me some side meat and cabbage,
and don't make the order too small
You're heaven's most blessedest,
is side meat and cabbage, that's all
and pot roast and noodles,
and I don't go for chicken pot pie.
and I never eat tuna on rye.
I can't get the habit of eatin' fried rabbit,
I don't like the flavor of lamb.
I never eat muffins or turkey
don't like cackleberries and ham.
I won't eat the legs of a frog
And though they're a big treat
I eat higher up on the hog
I never make passes at flapjacks and lasses
I don't care for cookies and tea
They know what I care for,
they know what I come for
Just side meat and cabbage,